I talk about books.

Edmonton, AB
Joined September 2014
fuck it. here’s a pug playing metallica
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My books looking at me as twitter burns to the ground
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me looking at twitter: this feels like the end of toy story 3 when all the toys accepted their deaths as they approached the incinerator my wife: what the fuck are you talking about
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There’s an ethereal almost religious energy coming from this photo of a pregnant guinea pig getting an ultrasound
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1 night out with her would completely change the trajectory of my life
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the kind of leader I aspire to be
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lontrinha guardando os brinquedinhos no balde
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really makes you feel something to see this kind of thing 👍
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hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard
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sorry i didn’t respond to your email i was pretending to ignore it and ended up actually forgetting
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lmao Robert Smith really doesn't give a fuck
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what the metaverse would look like in the real life
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remember when the Ready Player One author wrote the worst poem in history
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Be a Kermit The Frog. Have a creative vision that makes you miserable 99% of the time. Fear the smothering love of a diva. Run into the woods to play the banjo. Make this face:
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This is Mr. Moose. He doesn’t mean to alarm anyone but something definitely touched his leg. Thinks he got it. 13/10
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the g in g-spot stands for gorsh
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stop glamorising The Hustle and start glamorising whatever lifestyle this is – at Melbourne, Victoria
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how dare you speak to me in that tone; I will have you know that PBS programs are made possible by viewers like me
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