@RoadsForgotten

20+ only pls | 30+ | he/him | overthinking Metroidvanias for fun and profit

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Joined April 2021
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No one in the entire United States of America is ready for this conversation, but Hideo Kojima is the only video game director I would trust with the muppets
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meebs 🕸️ | 🔞@meeblinOct 27
oomf got got @RoadsForgotten
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me & whomst honestly
Griseous@lusterflareOct 26
Me and bro looking at each other after we both drop references that require 17 daily hours of scrolling to understand
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damn this should’ve been my Letterboxd
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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kim jong un subplot:
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ArsSanctum@WhenFatesOct 15
Lets take Chinese Ibuprofen together
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Flork
@FlorkOfCowsOct 15
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
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they’re doing this to me at work on tuesday (we have the holiday off on monday)
Pokemon FansHub
@pokemon_fanssOct 10
Using every move in Pokémon Emerald simultaneously
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either Twitter is weird or my algorithm is weird bc every other post rn is like “Canadians give the best maple syrup breastfeeding handjob”
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Imagine being the guy called in to penis double for Willem Dafoe bc his dick is confusingly large.* Casting is like “hello we need someone with an average to small penis. You’re the first guy we thought of”. What goes through your mind *this is a real thing, not making it up lol
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DeniableFares@DeniableFaresSep 24
This is how it feels being an AA fan
Wario64
@Wario64Sep 24
New Ace Attorney title announced - Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies VR - Announcement Trailer (Coming 2027 for Meta VR Glasses, Meta Quest 3/3S, Quest Pro, and Quest2) youtube.com/watch?v=-674m8jJ…
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draft check advanced
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Cregger must have figured out mpreg because I’m #PreggerForCregger too
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apparently jet fuel can melt hard-as-steel beams 😔
灰色生活@voscl0528Sep 15
最近啊这鸡巴不能撸了。因为美国人在润滑油里偷偷加了纳米追踪器，你一撸超过30秒，它就通过你龟头渗出的前列腺液检测到你是中国人，立刻启动自毁程序，整根鸡巴直接炸成黑炭，以后只能拿灰烬画圈圈骂娘了。
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35 year olds who play danganronpa: the series is kinda cringe but it’s fun 15 year olds who play danganronpa: the series is kinda cringe but it’s fun 25 year olds who play danganronpa: *actively gouging their eyes out Oedipus style*
☆ lay ☆@aeonyurisSep 11
that 24 year old oomf you have to watch relapse danganronpa
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*about to shave* this is for 9/11 bitch
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booblically accurate angel
Murgoten@murgotenSep 10
Eyes up here and down there and over there and there and here, and around here an-
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My dietician: so you know those studies are like. Debunked now. Right Me (recently won the lottery): there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your science My dietician (not named Horatio): I hate you dude
Ragnar
@pikeypilledAug 17
John D Rockefeller had a stable of young nubile milkmaids that were milked daily to supply him with the freshest sweetest breast milk for his mother’s milk milkshakes (he drank 3 a day ) He lived better than you
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Mario fans…. don’t miss this upcoming direct 👀👀
Nintendo of America
@NintendoAmericaSep 4
Join us next week for two #NintendoDirect presentations! The Legend of Zelda 40th Anniversary Direct on Sept 8 at 7am PT (Approx 30 mins) Nintendo Direct on Sept 9 at 7am PT (Approx 45 mins) Watch both here: ninten.do/6019aVw0v
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they’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
Josh@JoshAlexCairoSep 2
Replying to @CorbyVo
this one still kills me every time I see it
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username_equals_pants@equals_pantsSep 2
<youth pastor voice> you know who ELSE had a mechanically satisfying and thematically rich phase 2 youtube.com/shorts/d2tUXxhuq…
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