Comedian|Actor. From @SnowfallFX, @GraceandFrankie, @SHO_RayDonovan, @lildickytweets, @ChanceOnHulu, @AgentCarterTV. Acting Reel: https://xitter.cf/t.co/DeiIg1XHNR

L.A.
Joined March 2009
BIG NEWS! My recurring guest star role on ⁦@SnowfallFX⁩ , now in its fourth season, is live! Here's a clip ... with the great ⁦@SuzyNakamura⁩. (Thanks ⁦@AQUATALENTLA⁩ and ⁦@Spotlight_Mgmt⁩!)
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Sending out appreciation to everyone working the polls today. Thank you.
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wow. she's closing with an Eminem ad. if that doesn't trend on this platform, elon officially broke it. xitter.cf/KamalaHarris/status/18…
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more work, but you can taste the difference
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan
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I think about this moment from Bob Dylan's 60 Minutes interview a lot
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These are straight up Hitler talking points.
Replying to @atrupar
Trump: "I'm angry about young American girls being raped and sodomized and murdered by savage criminal aliens"
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not far I bet
Whales walked on land about 47 million years ago.
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Vaccines save lives. Weirdos like RFK Jr. don’t want you to believe in science.
Around a hundred cancer vaccines are in various stages of development 🔬🧫💉
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I know we're supposed to live in the moment, but ALL of them?
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Wow. A new study finds CNN, Fox, & MSNBC covered Hillary Clinton’s “deplorable” comment NINE times more than Trump using the word “vermin” for his enemies & the big 3 networks spent 18 times longer on Hillary’s comment than Trump’s. This is why our media is failing us. Horrible.
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Then you deserve all you get. If you think there is no difference between a lunatic con man and all other candidates then you can fuck right off.
It doesn't matter who is going to be president.. tweedledumb or tweedledumber. I'm still going to be a miserable fucking peasant.
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Feels like a good time to mention that the DOJ has a 99.6% conviction rate in federal cases.
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OMG! You guys! Look at this!!! eventbrite.com/e/flagship-ti…
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Wow! You guys! This show is one hot ass show! @LindsaysFace @Maggiemayehaha @MelodyKamali @andy_peters @lisa_curry @RobertBuscemi I'm hosting. @TheGlendaleRoom Bring your own hot ass. eventbrite.com/e/flagship-ti…
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When someone says IYKNK, I say OJTMAAQWTSBW * * (Oh Just Tell Me Already And Quit With The Showboating, Butt Weasel.)
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All I seem in the mood to wear these days is my sumo-wrestling rope.
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