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I run fast, plan well, and crush miles, neon post-it notes, and almond butter on the reg. Home: Boston | Instagram: @runfasttravelslow

Joined July 2012
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my fall plans the delta variant
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.@TomBrady: “I usually say the opposite. If they got a shitty corner, I’ll say, ‘That guy’s unbelievable. I don’t know how they can complete balls over there.’ And in my mind, I’m thinking, ‘I’m going to go at that mother fuc*er all day.’" teapaw.org/dov_kleiman/status/140…
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Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?
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Can someone start a rumor on Reddit that used paperbacks are about to skyrocket in value?
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She was a prophet. And we mocked her.
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Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.
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So from a film production standpoint, if the art department comes to me and said here's the location and set dressing for the big scene in which a major-party American presidential campaign makes the claim of widespread election fraud, all involved are so unbelievably fired.
did this man’s entire presidency just end in a landscaping company’s parking lot
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This time of year I love watching the states change color.
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It’s Christmas at Starbucks, it’s Pandemic March in my head, Election Day is a week long, WHEN ARE WE
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Wow... there *is* always a tweet.
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This is the night the mute button became president
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Does anyone have any video of Lindsey Graham dancing? We need it for... stuff.
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For the record @Mike_Pence, it’s Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez to you.
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Joe Biden will be 78, Donald Trump will be 74 and I will be mentally 248 years old
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✨close ur tabs. If it’s meant to be, you’ll find ur way back✨
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We weren’t going to post a joke about mail, but sometimes you just gotta send it.
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If the hackers were smart, they would’ve held Strava for ransom, not Garmin. Everyone knows the real value isn’t in collecting the run data; it’s in showing it off to others.
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I can't wait to live in precedented times again.
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Cause if you like it, then you shoulda put a mask on it
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Does anyone pronounce Wednesday as it is spelled? Wed-nes? Should this have stayed in drafts?
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