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I run fast, plan well, and crush miles, neon post-it notes, and almond butter on the reg. Home: Boston | Instagram: @runfasttravelslow

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my fall plans the delta variant
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All I ask for on #SocialMediaDay is that we stop putting links in Instagram captions.
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.@TomBrady: “I usually say the opposite. If they got a shitty corner, I’ll say, ‘That guy’s unbelievable. I don’t know how they can complete balls over there.’ And in my mind, I’m thinking, ‘I’m going to go at that mother fuc*er all day.’" teapaw.org/dov_kleiman/status/140…
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When class runs late on Zoom, but you have Thai food takeout waiting for you in the other room.
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Tucker Carlson said Joe and Jill Biden's marriage is "as real as climate change." Because it's been around since the Carter administration, and it's only getting hotter?
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Can someone start a rumor on Reddit that used paperbacks are about to skyrocket in value?
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2021 flex: doing my evening skincare routine at 5pm.
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She was a prophet. And we mocked her.
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Dr. Fauci on @CNN: "I took a trip up there to the North Pole, and I vaccinated Santa Claus myself. I measured his level of immunity, and he is good to go. He can come down the chimney. He can leave the presents. You have nothing to worry about."
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Start crate training day one and be consistent with it. Don’t give in when your puppy whines or barks! Slowly build up the duration of time your pup can be in the crate. Crate training will be key to you being able to WFH successfully.
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Happy birthday, @JoeBiden! Today you may be 78, but in two months, you’ll be 46.
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Brooklinen sheets are unbelievably good. I had no idea what I was missing. Oh, and the pillows too!
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I’m just here for the Christmas content.
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So from a film production standpoint, if the art department comes to me and said here's the location and set dressing for the big scene in which a major-party American presidential campaign makes the claim of widespread election fraud, all involved are so unbelievably fired.
did this man’s entire presidency just end in a landscaping company’s parking lot
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This time of year I love watching the states change color.
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It’s Christmas at Starbucks, it’s Pandemic March in my head, Election Day is a week long, WHEN ARE WE
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Wow... there *is* always a tweet.
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