@SCpatches

🇲🇽🇸🇻 Chris / Patches • HE/THEY • Sports, anime, games, rock/metal, in that order • Bucket hats & shit soccer takes 🍉

 Hecho en Los Angeles
Joined December 2012
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Mina Kimes
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Sam McDowell
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The Chiefs are signing kicker Justin Tucker to the practice squad, a source tells The Star.
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yuki ゆき@ruicharadrius8h
americans tend to be so unempathetic to the point its pretty much sociopathic. i literally talked to an american about ICE and the amount of times they said "i dont care what happens to them". plus they believed that everyone who was murdered by ICE werent innocent.
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Guess I’m ripping packs tonight
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I didn’t pull a single ACFC player fuck this
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Sean@seanhhm14h
FOR PALESTINE!!!!!!!!!
St. Louis Blues
@StLouisBluesOct 26
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LAFC Twitter can’t be normal for five minutes
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mls reactions
@mlsreacts13h
This guy just said the quiet part out loud. He doesn't care about MLS, attend matches, understand supporter culture, and strictly milks MLS content for views and subs. Every third post is him bragging about how many subscribers he has. I don't know how people fall for it.
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Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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Any Arsenal fans 👀
CBS Sports Golazo ⚽️
@CBSSportsGolazo17h
FOURTH-TIER FLEETWOOD TOWN ELIMINATE 2025-2026 PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS ARSENAL FROM THE CARABAO CUP 😱😱😱 BIGGEST UPSET IN ENGLISH FOOTBALL HISTORY 😤
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5'8™🍏@8VIKTERS28Oct 26
“their loss” but they’re doing fine without me and i’m the one up at 3am rethinking about everything.
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Maryland Football
@TerpsFootballOct 27
Top off your gameday look 🎩 The first 7,500 fans on Saturday will receive a Bavarian Alpine Hat for Oktoberfest in Terpsville!
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rei 🍹@chemdawgreiOct 27
literally this lol – at Los Angeles, CA
Nicolas Gonzalez@NicoSGonzalezOct 27
Oh look the LA Times Best 101 restaurants list is out for the year and guess which stretch has an overwhelming majority of the picks again
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Disappear
@disappear30Oct 26
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HAVE?? YOU?? EVER?? STOPPED?? TEXTING?? SOMEONE?? COZ?? IT?? FELT?? LIKE?? YOU?? WERE?? FORCING?? THEM??? TO??? TALK???
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🎃@Babay_hu_yaarOct 26
How it feels to talk about how I feel
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do you ever start writing a tweet and then you’re like actually let me shut the fuck up
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Blocking someone because they make you feel uncomfortable is a valid decision and requires no explanation. But if that person tries to force contact by creating fake accounts to continue stalking you after you have blocked them, that is harassment.
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Chat are we back
Dallas Cowboys
@dallascowboysOct 27
PHILLIN’ GOOD 🤠 #DALvsPHI | @WinStarWorld
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Turcid@_turcidOct 26
I do not care how cringe people think this is, They are right. The internet used to be fun and it belonged to all of us. And it still can be if we fight for it.
Firefox
@firefoxOct 25
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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mauricio@mahoorohOct 27
Something bout Jay Z headlining an LA Super Bowl feels wrong.
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