Proud UTEP grad ⛏️ | CA → TX → PNW → DFW | UTEP sports, crypto & UAPs | Talking sports, markets, mysteries & occasionally trolling for fun.

Valley Ranch
Joined May 2014
What if the greatest discovery in human history is still ahead of us? I've always been fascinated by the unknown. 👽 Believer or skeptic, the unknown, examined. Roswee.com View article
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BREAKING: A new study found that paper straws are worse for the environment than plastic straws
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AOC in 2028 confirmed... lol
JUST IN: Trump reveals "somehow I don't mind AOC that much, I don't know why."
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Do it.
JUST IN: Joe Rogan proposes putting world leaders in a room together on psychedelic mushrooms to end wars & achieve global denuclearization.
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Still waiting for that dolla...
Take my X Money, people who really don’t need it edition!
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revenge! 😂
Source: UTEP over Southern Utah in a Secret Scrimmage.
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Bitcoin is finally breaking down. It's hard to believe it's held up this long. Now that it's below $80K, the next stop is likely $75K. If that level fails to hold today, it's going to be a very long weekend for Bitcoiners, especially for ETF investors who can't sell until Monday.
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A quick video explaining Ludo LP Scanner. @LudoScanner at ludoscan.com enjoy sniffing Meteora, Orca, and Raydium pools!
🐾LUDO LP Scanner just got an upgrade! The updated Solana LP scanner is live and free. Explore pools, compare liquidity and volume, and spot fee opportunities. 🚀 Pro Optimizer is coming soon. If you have any questions or suggestions, send me a DM. Check it out and let me know what you think 👇 ludoscan.com
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🐾LUDO LP Scanner just got an upgrade! The updated Solana LP scanner is live and free. Explore pools, compare liquidity and volume, and spot fee opportunities. 🚀 Pro Optimizer is coming soon. If you have any questions or suggestions, send me a DM. Check it out and let me know what you think 👇 ludoscan.com
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soon? Bro, my bots already own me.
JUST IN: JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon warns AI agents could soon make unauthorized financial decisions, saying “You can't stop it.”
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Gael Ochoa day at Rice. Wow. Monster runs, good to see by the El Paso native.
ANOTHER GAEL TOUCHDOWN!!! 69 YARDER FOR HIS FOURTH OF THE DAY
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Nice! I need one of those for my office 😂 but for crypto….
The Fate Lady at Blackbird Coffeehouse in Old Town foresees a Lobo win today. (she may be biased 🤷‍♂️) Side note - the green chile quiche is 💯
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Buying on this dip some more Xsol lol... The market needs to chill though.
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SNAPPY retweeted
Man $pepe moving is a good sign for og memes and just a return to normalcy. Would love to see $troll and other og memes of that caliber move with it as well too
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Everyone’s tio right now….
BREAKING: A baby was born with full facial hair this morning. This has never been seen before in the world
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Where the Skinwalkers hide! 🤔
HOLY MACKEREL THE GOVERNMENT RELEASED THE SKINWALKER RANCH FILES. IT’S ALL ABOUT CRYPTIDS AND PORTALS AND DOGMAN AND AHHHHHHHHHHH IT’S HAPPENING!!!!! war.gov/UFO/?releaseDate=Rel…
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My bot pushed the sandbox version as the live version of my new site... The look I gave...
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