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at least once a week I think about the time Amy Poehler convinced her fellow Emmy nominees to pretend they were in a beauty pageant when their names were called, and every celeb in the audience went wildddd
their names were supposed to be announced alphabetically, but Edie Falco was too nervous to go first, so Amy took the lead. Tina Fey had a baby 12 days beforehand and said she was "just happy to be out, wearing a pad on every part of my body."
Rob Lowe improvised a line about how "everyone was a winner," and then he crowned Melissa McCarthy with her first Emmy (and a literal tiara), to which she said, "Wow, it's my first and best pageant ever!" award shows in 2011 were so fun lol
The amount of hate speech that the lackeys of @GovMikeKehoe seem to be spewing toward @dbrl is insane! They did nothing legally wrong to host an event where 2 CHILDREN'S books were read to families that choose to attend the event. 🤦🏼♂️
Y'all, @CBSBigBrother saying the house has 3 reality TV all-stars comes across as so dismissive of #Jason and his time on @RuPaulsDragRace. I know it was his drag persona more than himself, but come on, I'd still count that as a 4th all-star.
An idea for @officialdwts - special season on @hulu and/or @DisneyPlus: #DWTS All-Stars vs #StrictlyComeDancing All-Stars.
Past contestants from each show return & see who comes out the winner. Would need to make it pre-recorded w/ an in-person vote or allow 24 hours for votes.
I think I broke @Ticketmaster, y'all. I'm so sorry.
Seriously, it's been on this screen for 20 minutes now.
Damn, now @Ticketmaster is showing I don't have tickets to the show I was buying them for, even though I have proof I was charged for the tickets. 🤦🏼♂️
Imagine if #ScottPelley and @TerryMoran joined forces and created a digital news program. Add in space for @StephenAtHome, as well, and it would be an instant watch for me. The corporate sellouts that they all once worked for wouldn't stand a chance.
I ordered a @DaltonMauldin jersey this weekend. It looks like it might be arriving in time for the Bananas vs. Coconuts series in St. Louis. So excited!
While I'm enjoying @FoodNetwork's #ChoppedCastaways, if they do another season, please have the lighting department reach out to the @survivorcbs lighting department on how to light on an island. Some of the shots come across too dark.
I seriously do not understand this "administration's" obsession with Presidents Biden and Obama. They didn't get us into the chaos we're facing at the grocery store, at the gas pump, or... well, anywhere. This is all due to the current circus running this country. 🤦🏼♂️
I didn’t approve the use my tax dollars to make a participation trophy for your lord and savior #4547, @MikeJohnson, so how can I classify that on my taxes next year because I'd like a refund for that?
Thank yo... Oops, here: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
This is how a President should respond when someone passes. Not the hot mess post 47 decided to write instead.
Bob Mueller was one of the finest directors in the history of the FBI, transforming the bureau after 9/11 and saving countless lives. But it was his relentless commitment to the rule of law and his unwavering belief in our bedrock values that made him one of the most respected public servants of our time. Michelle and I send our condolences to Bob’s family, and everyone who knew and admired him.
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Ask and you shall receive 😏
“The Other Side” from The Greatest Showman… Savannah Bananas edition
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NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN
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🎉 GIVEAWAY TIME! 🎉
I know Hex won the poll; however, that will be my next BIG giveaway. This is just a quick one lol, but this time we’ll only be giving away one Funko product!
How to Enter:
1️⃣ Follow this account
2️⃣ Like this post
3️⃣ Retweet this post
⭐ Optional Bonus Points: Reply with which book character you think should get merch next!
How It Works:
There will be one winner. Once the winner accepts, the prize is theirs.
Prizes:
• 1x Tiger Rock Funko POP
🗓️ Winner will be chosen on March 14th, 2026!
📬 If selected, you’ll have 3 days to respond, or I’ll choose a new winner.
🎁 You can gift your prize to a friend—just provide their info or their account!
Good luck to everyone!
