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Joined March 2017
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literal god of football. dude unlocks endless finishing variety and range whenever his team is under threat of losing + transition bully makes him one of the most bulletproof players ever
let's say there was this new tournament. every top attacker in the world is split up and given the same amount of money (€750m) in market value to build teams around them. the star players are unique, but all the other 10 role players on the team can be duplicated (there can multiple teams with a Rodri or Saliba etc. as long as total role player value is under the 750m mark) which player-led team is the best? what about historically?
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Doesn’t even include his Chelsea dunks on Liverpool & City. Can combine with any player, can make long balls stick, wins fouls, presses hard, one of the most dominant players in the box, setpiece monster, can run in behind, run the channels, big game chops, super experienced…
Hard to explain Kai Havertz big game G/A
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2011/12 Ronaldo was INSANE
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Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened. Thank you, Cristiano Ronaldo. Thank you 💚
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Manzambi… Hell of a profile. Maybe one for Villa’s list to replace Morgan Rogers if/when he joins Arsenal.
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NOUVEAU THREAD TOUS LES BUTS DE L’ÉQUIPE SUISSE EN COMPÉTITION OFFICIELLE ( euro + cdm ) DEPUIS LA DERNIÈRE COUPE DU MONDE AUX USA ( J’ai malheureusement pas trouvé tous les buts avec les commentaires Suisse romand mais j’ai fais mon max )
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🚨 Arsenal are Premier League CHAMPIONS! Mikel Arteta's process is COMPLETE! 🏆 Below, I revisit the ENTIRE process. From December 2019 to May 2026. From the “Arteta Out” movement to worldwide criticism over many years, we have proved the doubters WRONG!! 💪 MEGA-THREAD! 🚨❤️
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You deserve more Arsenal fans 💔
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The reason Arsenal have been getting some lucky refereeing decisions in their favour (not the West Ham one, that was 100% a foul) is because of this video i.e how unlucky we have been over the past 4 years This is karma
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Eze post match "I'm alright. I'm good. Just a precaution"🙏🙏 What a chill man. Lovely personality. teapaw.org/Kj88776Kjetil/status/2…
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Federer reached the next 4 grand slam finals and won 3 of them Djokovic failed to even reach a single final for the next 6 grand slams “Young” Djokovic in his physical prime didn’t get in Federer’s head, he got exposed by a strong era where he couldn’t vulture
Throwback to 2009 Miami SF against Djokovic.. Roger Federer smashes his racket after 8 years of not breaking a racket… Crowd Booing. The Day young Djokovic got into Federer’s head…
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4⃣4⃣ - Happy Birthday, Marco #Streller 🎂🎉🎁🏆⚽️🇨🇭 #UCL | @FCBasel1893
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Last 3 seasons: City - 245 points Arsenal - 241 Liverpool - 232 Let’s talk about Mikel Arteta and Arsenal for a second, because this idea that trophies are everything is insane. That league progression is incredible, right up there alongside two unbelievable teams in Manchester City and Liverpool, especially when considering Arteta took over a physically, technically, and mentally inept squad with a negative culture around the entire football club (remember, that team were fortunate to win the FA Cup - they were not even close to the best team in the competition, which highlights how reductionist trophy logic is within itself). It is also the first time Arsenal have been back in Champions League semi’s since 2009. Not only that, but it is only their second year back in the competition and they were the better team than the favourites to win the entire thing, PSG, over two legs (via objective statistics). Arteta has achieved this at Arsenal whilst even though the club have spent money during his tenure, every time he’s wanted to go big on a forward they have missed out and failed to deliver one for him. And that is the most glaringly obvious gap in the squad. So let’s go back to the original point about trophies - if Arsenal won a Europa League a couple of seasons ago would people be having this chatter? The same competition that the 16th and 17th placed Premier League teams are in the final of? Please. Nobody serious thinks Arsenal are anything other than a very special team and that Arteta is anything other than one of the best managers in the world. Alright, it is frustrating to come so close in both the Premier League and the Champions League, but this team are so close. So, so close. And we can thank Mikel Arteta for rebuilding the club from the depths of despair for that.
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Rodri controlling the midfield and dictating the tempo of the game
🔵🔴 Pedri: “Since Rodri won the Ballon d'Or, it has become clear that a player who controls the midfield and dictates the tempo of the game can win this award”. “It has always been my dream to win the Ballon d'Or, but right now my focus is on team trophies”.
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The best midfielder… ever?
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Videos for those who don’t want/Have TikTok
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A tribute to Arsenal's historical performance at the Bernabéu. Every player gets a mention before we talk about the man at the helm. The man who is responsible for this special moment in Arsenal history. The man who constructed a game-plan from heaven, Mikel Arteta. THREAD! 🔴
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When the club hit rock bottom, these two teenagers put us on their back. Tonight, they both scored at the Bernabéu as Arsenal smashed the European champions 5-1 on aggregate. Love them so much. ❤️
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