"There is a whole galaxy ready to disgust you" I miss japanese vending machines World's most Honest Akuma Player

Joined October 2020
Hey guess what the most annoying guy you know just opened a substack open.substack.com/pub/grimms…
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Oh no, I can't believe the sequel to The Batman is preventing us from seeing Andy Muschietti's Batman, what a tragedy
You all won’t admit it, but I will. Matt Reeves hogging the Batman character and taking 7 years to release a fucking Batman movie is costing the DCU’s success It’s hard for general audiences to care about fucking Clayface when he can’t even fight Batman. Reeves is stingy af.
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Rosalind Myers in 2077: “V, I need help getting out of this quagmire caused as blowback for using and manipulating Songbird!” Rosalind Myers during the Unification War in 2069:
>Girlboss president of failed American replacement state > Got her ass kicked by an incompetent city state >Couldn't stop one of her own colonels from creating his own independent city state within said enemy city state >Treats her underlings like shit. >The most powerful underling starts playing her back >Has to just submit to the whims of a random ass merc who was hired to be onsite by said underling > Said Merc kills colonel that her entire government couldn't do it in decades >Loses several irreplaceable assets to said random merc >Portrayed as scary and powerful girlboss >Is actually incredibly incompetent and holds no real power What did CDPR mean by this?
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Pero hermano sos boludo? Si Lula ya está gobernando. Dios son unos mogolicos
USTEDES NO SON CONSCIENTES DE LA CANTIDAD DE INVERSORES A NIVEL MUNDIAL QUE VAN A SACAR HASTA SU ÚLTIMO CENTAVO EN BRASIL E INVERTIR EN LA ARGENTINA
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deadlock out big bro
Serebii Update: Pokémon UNITE will reach end of service on March 23rd 2027 at 00:00 UTC for both mobile and Nintendo Switch serebii.net
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Alex Ross one evening: man I really want to draw a smoking hot babe in in lingerie but I also want to get paid the big bucks... wait.
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> be CEO > sell snake oil to non-technical Japanese boomers > design the least secure system ever with underpaid tech talent > dildo of consequence come knocking on your door > mention nothing of fiduciary responsibility to customers and post mortem > scream "internet is over"
SITUATION DETECTED: Following the massive cyberattack on Japan's GMO Internet Group, which led to fraudulent trades across 70+ brokerages and FX platforms, CEO Masatoshi Kumagai warns that the internet itself is on the verge of collapse.
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Me emociono con la calidad del vídeo Parece que bts tocó en el Quilmes rock 2007
- che que bueno el recital de los redondos - son las armys, hermano
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fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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>Microsoft invest hundreds of billions in AI. >Epic pushes their entire market toward AI adoption >Both hype huge news-catching things and suddenly backtrack. They just pumped and dumped. The shit is about to hit the fan.
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that's how old dudes talk to the waitress at chilis, another point to CDprojekt for their incredible attention to detail
reminder that this dude is like 95 talking about some "You look like a cut of fuckable meat" get your chrome to a retirement home
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El hombre arabe despues de ver que no me ofende que messi este con mi mama
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This is kinda your fault for trying to hack it. Not that I'm against hacking Nintendo consoles (that's a regular hobby of mine) but you trusted a vibecoded exploit on a brand new console and expected it to work?? 😭
after having to force reboot my switch 2 like 8 or so times for smilebasic, it seems kinda f*ckef even after uninstalling it :(
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when she says she likes me for my personality so i take off my compression shirt, shoulder pads, height boosters and face tape and let it all hang loose
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I dont have esex. I elove. Hard
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Amable recordatorio de que en Francia hubieron zoologicos humanos hasta hace 50 años. En Argentina nunca hubieron.
Les Argentins quand on leur demande de choisir entre H*tler et Messi
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Funabori is probably my fav place to stay in tokyo
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the funniest thing abt this is him literally starting the standing ovation by accident 😭😭
🎥| When Messi won the Ballon d’Or and Speed couldn’t believe it. 😅
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close enough welcome back none pizza left beef
わたしこれ食べに行きました🖐️ 激まず
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