You guys are not asking the right questions on dates. Wachana na mambo ya favourite colour,anga body count,wachana na iyo,ask her what born she is. Akisema yeye ni first born,muulize kama ametumia expressway hii mwezi,akisema apana,unajua huyo ni mlalahoi. There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a first born girl from humble background with lazy parents. Pale unajua huwa ukioa yeye,sasa end month nyinyi wote mkilipwo,yake nusu inaenda nyumbani. Niyeye tegemeo! Baba yake akimeza 20bob niyeye huwa anapigiwa simu,alipe pesa ya surgery. Sasa inakua wewe unatafutia nyumba yenu,na yeye anatafutia kwao. Hustling backwards. Kwanza sasa ikue nyinyi wote mko 9-5,na pale nayo unajua mshahara inakuanga constant. Sasa tena ujinga ikuingie ati unataka kuchukua majukumu yake umsaidie,ati unanunulia mama yake ng’ombe akamuange. Hapa umeharibu saidi. Hapa wanajuanga msichana yao amepata ng’ombe iko na pesa. My friend! You will see what kalonzo saw in south Africa when they visited a sangoma. Alisema aliona nyoka iko na miguu ya kuku. Kwani unachesa wewe!

To my dear Ambitious bachelors who depend on my hunting wisdom,please be aware that marathons are no longer productive hunting grounds to capture rich women. The peasants have encroached and taken over. We have now moved our hunting grounds to CITAM church until further notice