Maybe it's not my story, but trust me, it's a real story.

Nairobi, Kenya
Joined July 2020
Siku nitaambia bibi yangu 'nyamaza ama nikurudishe kwenu' nitatoka nje kucheka kwanza.
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Ata Meru yenyewe Muguka hailiwi kama Mombasa. Wanawake kwenda watoto wanakula, ata baddies🚮
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Sai Itumbi ametuma NIS kujaribu kujuwa what SODf are planning on 30th ..Itumbi this round uko Kwa Giza kama Mudavadi Kwa hii serikali yenu 😂😂
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Hii tabia ya kufanyia Kampuni advertisment na huongezwi mshade mkome kabisa
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Kuna time stima ilipotea wakati wa preps nikiwa form one, jamaa akanipiga kofi ya kimataifa from nowhere kwa hiyo giza bana kidogo niende sayuni juu ya kushtuka. That guy wherever you are I hope life inakutandika proper
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My first time in Nairobi i had so many ambitions joh,nilijua hizi ma hoteli na maghorofa nitakua naingia vile nataka,nilijua hii warembo nitakua nachukua ule nataka,yaani i was so excited niaje,sai nimejifungia kwa bedsitter hapa umoja juu ya vile life iko joh,tough times😂😭
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If someone wants to ruin your life,hua wanakuonyesha kunywa pombe
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Kuna baze iko pale taoni niliona vijana wanauza sim 2 ... Kuna siku nitaingia pale na mbogi yangu ya viboko na hawatapenda 😂😂
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The older you get, the less interested you become in explaining yourself to people who have already decided to misunderstand you.
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Imagine if everyone who says “support my business” actually bought something. Some small businesses would be opening branches by Christmas. 😂 Entrepreneurs, am I lying?
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Nimeona upuzi nyingi hii tl leo lakini ati "before mamake azaliwe alikua anaishi kwa aunty yangu" mmevuka mipaka, rispek Bookie
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Gathuri ngui ikicommand I outline all perishable goods
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Huyu alikua anajitext coz tell me mbona unajua mtu hadi kwenye anaishi but hujui kama yeye ni single mother?
Tulisema whoever use to dig the hole won't t queue to fetch water
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Kuna baddie mwingine hapo kmtc Kenyatta amekuwa akinitumia kama "Nelly Oaks" wake coz naye ameteswa na mapenzi sana😭😅 Imagine since ajoin college 2023 amekuwa na 7 relationships na zote anajipata akiwa na bwana ya wenyewe and to make the matters worse ni kuwa anajuaga after ako na bwana ya wenyewe time yenye relationship iko climax 😭😅 anapigwa heartbreak then anakuja nampea a shoulder to lean!
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We kwamboka hizo ni Balenciaga zangu unapack
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Localised innovation remains at the core of Pwani Innovation Week, driving economic transformation along the coastal region. #SwahilipotAt10 Pwani Innovation Week.
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The new OPPO Reno16 Series comes in Pop White and Twilight Violet. Whether you prefer a subtle finish or a distinctive colour, both the Reno16 5G and Reno16 F 5G offer options to match your style. #OPPOReno16Ke.
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Smartphone design continues to evolve, and OPPO is part of that journey. The Reno16 Series introduces its 3D Pop Planet Design, blending cosmic inspiration with a sleek finish that stands out from conventional smartphone aesthetics. #OPPOReno16Ke.
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Now in its 7th edition, Pwani Innovation Week empowers coastal youth as the primary architects of regional change and growth. #SwahilipotAt10 Pwani Innovation Week.
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This youth-driven annual convening shapes actionable solutions tailored to the unique economic ecosystem of the coast. #SwahilipotAt10 Pwani Innovation Week.
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Check on your salaried friends guys.
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