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Joined August 2013
Saucey is now a fully AI company. As in, "Aye! I need a beer!" (going public soon)
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let's circle back after the holidays?
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A couple roster recommendations... QB: Miller High Life RB: Mike's Hard Lemonade LT: Sierra Nevada LG: Coors Light C: PBR RG: Coors Light RT: Dogfish 90 Minute IPA TE: Guinness WR1: White Claw Black Cherry WR 2: Michelob Ultra WR 3: Blue Moon
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I drink two beers in the morning. I drink two beers at night. I drink two beers in the afternoon, they make me feel alright. Or whatever Sublime said.
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Adding lime to a Corona
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we're getting mimosas at 10am then gonna sit on the couch and scroll on our phones for 2 hours. wanna come?
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if alcohol damages your short term memory imagine what alcohol can do
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The aftermath of a house party is beautiful. Every room has a story to tell.
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Easy as 1-2-3
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FYI, your co-workers are taking today & tomorrow off 馃嵒
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Do they know who they're asking to work for 5 days in a row?
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The morning after 14 Miller Lites and 2:30am Taco Bell
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Drank a bad simile and now I'm buzzed like a bee.
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As the prophecy foretold...
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Chicago Pope praying like, "Oh, M'Lort."
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Facebook boomers are going to be so misinformed over the next few weeks.
Pope Leo is going to dye Trevi Fountain green for St. Patrick's Day.
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they should sell Baileys in gallon jugs like milk
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