Tottenham,Royal Navy, USA,

Florida, USA
Joined August 2019
Hey @paddypower why don’t you make an amusing video about this ? 🤔
A gardener’s iPad showed she’d won £1.1 MILLION on a Paddy Power game. They paid her £20,265.14 and said the screen was wrong. Four and a half years later, a High Court judge ruled the screen was right. – Corrine Durber was a gardener from Gloucestershire, England. – In October 2020 she was playing a Paddy Power game called Wild Hatter on her iPad. It combines a fruit machine with a wheel-of-fortune bonus round. – She won the first stage, moved to the next level, and spun the jackpot wheel. – The screen showed the “Monster Jackpot” of £1,097,132.71. – She took a screenshot. – Paddy Power paid her £20,265.14, the amount for the smaller “Daily Jackpot,” and gave no explanation. – She complained to the company the same evening. – Paddy Power said a programming error had made the screen show the wrong prize. Its random number generator, it said, had only selected the Daily Jackpot. – Its terms and conditions said the generator’s result was final and that it wasn’t liable for system errors. – That was the whole problem. Paddy Power wrote the game, ran the software that picked the result, wrote the rules, and then decided which number counted when its own screen disagreed with its own system. – A prediction market doesn’t work that way. There’s no house writing the game or choosing the result afterward. – You trade against another person at a price someone actually agreed to, and your payout comes from the person on the other side, not from a company deciding the number on your screen was a mistake. – She sued for breach of contract. – In March 2025, Mr Justice Ritchie granted summary judgment in her favor, so there was no full trial. – His 62-page ruling found that human error in mapping the game’s software caused the on-screen result to differ from the generator’s. It affected 14 plays over 48 days. – The judge said customers expect the house to pay if they bet on number 13 and the ball lands on 13. – He found the terms unfair and unenforceable under the Consumer Rights Act 2015, and not part of her contract. – He also said it was unfair to place all the risk on the consumer for the company’s own errors, negligence, and inadequate testing. – She said the judge confirmed she had “fairly and squarely won £1 MILLION.” – She said Paddy Power had “tried their very best to deny me my rightful winnings.” – She said she would never bet with them again. A gardener hit £1.1 MILLION on her iPad, was paid £20,000 instead, and spent four and a half years in court proving the screen was right.
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If you have a spare 5 minutes… Glorious
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The UK joining a proud list of countries such as Venezuela, Lebanon and Zimbabwe where it’s safer to keep US Dollars in cash under the mattress rather than a bank because the government are such thieving bastards 🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
🚨 BREAKING: John Healey will announce at the Budget that HMRC will be given powers to seize money directly from the bank accounts of people who fail to pay their tax
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Can the UK honestly promise NATO a Strategic Reserve Company, let alone a Corps? The collapse of UK military power is genuinely fascinating. A country of 70mn - with the world’s 5th biggest economy - collectively opted to just give up on meaningfully defending itself. 1/7
Two years late, minimum... NATO SACEUR Commander asserted last week that NATO is "ready to fight tonight". The UK would likely be unable to fight past a few weeks. Our tank fleet reduced by one third. Two years late for initial batch of 8 CR3. IOC for 2027 now wholly unrealistic. No new date when. Gvt silence on the delay. UK armoured battlegroup in Estonia soon replaced by a Mobile Anti-Armour Force (light mech inf). Questions now need to be asked - given the length of CR3 delays - whether the UK can fulfil its NATO commitments to provide a Strategic Reserve Corps.
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£46m seemed a lot for a teenage centre-back with no Premier League experience. In pursuing Luka Vuskovic, Brighton knew what they were doing. As usual. Masters of recruitment, got all that A-grade Jamestown Analytics data, all that experience, expertise and contacts to check on character.  Vuskovic had excelled on loan from Spurs at Hamburg. Scoring as well as showing his defensive class. So many attributes: distribution, aerial dominance, physique, strength in one-on-one duels, mindset, a natural leader. Still only 19, still occasional blips for the Croatian international (Bellingham ran off him to score in Dallas. 7-0 England in Rijeka), still developing but what a future in store. Vuskovic will get only better and better under the inspirational Fabian Hurzeler and in this super-positive Brighton team. Another win for Brighton, another Vuskovictory. On current form, £46m looks a bargain. Tony Bloom and Brighton have done it again. #BHAFC  #BHACRY
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This is absolutely correct, I grew up in London and I had no access to black music m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnnIrv…
A report commissioned by the Greater London Authority found that "racial bias" in licensing and policing disproportionately affects black-led music events. The Race Equality in Music Event Licensing (REMEL) report said that black-led events in London were blocked at higher rates than white-led events, and that South Asian-led events also had more restrictions. Music genres such as Afrobeats, hip-hop, drill, R&B and dancehall were also routinely flagged as "high risk". The Metropolitan Police said it would carefully consider the report's findings. #Music #Licensing #London
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I wanted to say something about Ron De Santis, I remember first seeing a sign for him for Governor in the middle of the state somewhere, I’d never heard of him, he was agriculture Commissioner! He has turned out to be without doubt the best Florida governor ever, the guy is a brilliant administrator, a brilliant manager, he doesn’t do presidential debates great, that’s not him, he gets shit done. Loads of very good stuff he’s done. Most of Florida wish he could run again 😐
Replying to @RonDeSantis
Ron DeSantis acts first and speaks after it’s completed. That’s why no one can say that he is BS. That’s why he transformed Florida into what it is today, and I have faith that he will have the opportunity to transform the USA. And I say transform because he will have to destroy and start from zero so that we can go back to being what we once were.
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😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
I was thinking a bit about Osama Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy SEALs himself.
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Sat last night getting really annoyed with a buyer on Vinted sending these messages. Today I find out it’s my daughter @alrightmegss who thinks she’s hilarious.
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What a story 😂
I fed lovely little Bob on the streets for 3 years in Thailand. Never in my wildest dreams did I think he would end up on a private jet 🤷‍♂️😂 (1/6)
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State of this copper 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
A policeman came round my house this morning. Because of a post I didn’t even put up. Surely people must have better things to do??
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I love the Japanese intro to Postman Pat. It's so relaxing. For research purposes, I've painstakingly translated the Japanese lyrics...
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And another thing 😂the Jews lived there first🙄you don’t have to be Israeli centric to say the Romans were there dealing with Jews, so I won’t get into what Romans did or said, there🤷🏻‍♂️and once the Jews spread across Europe what they did is lend money, without money lending, Europe doesn’t happen
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You can always tell when a Country is sinking into Authoritarianism and Hatred. They go after the Jews. Every Time
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Israel has offered peace to the Palestinians on multiple occasions, just Google it, this stuff is all that has ever been thrown back in their face, fuck the Green Party🤷🏻‍♂️ Clinton went to bed w a deal done between Barak and Arafat a deal that Barak said “they’ll kill me for this” and Arafat woke up and changed his mind! Every piece of evidence suggests they’re not interested in a future unless it doesn’t involves Jews which interestingly also seems to be the position of more than one UK politician 🙄🤦‍♂️
Horrific footage of two young girls running for their lives while a Palestinist chased them down like prey. He shot the first girl in the back as she desperately tried to escape. The second froze, turned around, and begged him not to kill her. He executed her anyway, without the slightest hesitation. This is what Palestinists from Gaza did on October 7. Never forget.
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Horrific footage of two young girls running for their lives while a Palestinist chased them down like prey. He shot the first girl in the back as she desperately tried to escape. The second froze, turned around, and begged him not to kill her. He executed her anyway, without the slightest hesitation. This is what Palestinists from Gaza did on October 7. Never forget.
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Andy Burnham steps in after Man City’s financial rules verdict, unveiling Prince Andrew and Peter Mandelson as the new ownership dream team. Liam Gallagher reacts with all the dignity you’d expect. {satire}
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They told Builders and plumbers to use bikes to get around and cycle …. These builders tried ….. 10 out of 10 for effort….. #cyclist
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Very picky about this guy obviously and I understand my own weaknesses 😂 but any man who poofs his hair so so he has 8 little curls along his fringe is obviously a cunt, I mean it’s so obvious it shouldn’t need mentioning 😂
Tonight on Question Time, I debated Suella Braverman on what it means to be English. I think there’s one word for her position
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