Willam back on my TV demonstrating what it means to take advantage of every fucking moment of airtime there could possibly be.
Also I want that fur, obviously.
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βFor sale baby shoes never wornβ 6 word slop by Hemingway. I can write a sadder story with just 2 words:
Mom exploded
βThere has to be a gogo. I donβt care if thereβs no hot people in your town. Put the closet thing you have to one up on a box.β - Crystal Methyd
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βI swear, if you were all on a tiger-infested island with no food or water, you'd judge every ship that came to save you.β
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blue tsunami so massive weβre banning cis people from playing sports β at New York, NY
βCha-bbt, write me a useless defense for my absurd behavior that no one will bother reading because I am deservedly a laughingstock of the nation.β
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Scotch π MFF retweeted
When a Leftist narrowly loses a primary to a Centrist vs when a Centrist narrowly loses a primary to the Left
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βman i wish haley stevens would use her position to unite dems around AES!β
*monkeyβs paw curls*



























