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Joined October 2011
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Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening
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Overpaid shite wankers
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Police have been called in after a 44-year-old man dressed as a werewolf entertainer punched a 12-year-old girl in the face at Carlucci's Restaurant in Templestowe on Saturday night. The child sustained cuts and bruises to her mouth and spent the night in hospital.
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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😂😂😂😂😂
Before the FA Cup final win against Man City, Ten Hag was under major pressure and Jason Wilcox and others involved put forward several candidates as possible replacements. One person Wilcox spoke highly of was Russell Martin, whom he had appointed the previous summer in his role as Southampton’s director of football. Martin led Southampton to promotion to the PL in 2023-24 via the Championship play-offs [@TheAthleticFC]
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Two golden rules of social media scrolling: 1. Never scroll past Ian Wright and Mr Pigden. 2. Never scroll past Hibs fans singing Sunshine On Leith.
GOOSEBUMPS! 🤯 @HibernianFC's players are serenaded by their supporters with a spine-tingling rendition of "Sunshine on Leith" after their Edinburgh Derby triumph 🙌 #PremierSportsCup
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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protein bars are always labeled something like marshmallow cookies and cream surprise just to taste like boiled uncle
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Scott retweeted
ill suck toes and eat ass but i aint ever eating no fucking tomato
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This is how we'll remember Ciara. Never ever ever gave up.
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The 2005 leveraged Man United takeover made the club an empty husk, bled dry by vulture capitalists. Becoming the weekly butt of everyone else's joke was accelerated by the equally hopeless INEOS-led front. Until that changes, anything else is rearranging the Titanic deck chairs.
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Scott retweeted
If there was ever a time to remind them, it's right now
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Israel runs the UK
Anyone planning to attend a demonstration in support of Palestine Action in the vicinity of the US Embassy on Saturday, 31 October will face arrest as part of a robust policing operation. Expressing support for the group is an offence under the Terrorism Act following its proscription in June 2025, a decision upheld by the Court of Appeal in June 2026. Read more: news.met.police.uk/news/met-…
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this is what it feels like when you’ve had one too many drinks and you’re trying to find the bathroom at a restaurant you’ve never been to
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The best season in football history.
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Kneecap and Bob Vylan are banned from the US for criticism of Israel
Kylian Mbappé lost all his Chinese sponsors this morning after saying Mao Zedong was a dictator This would never happen if you call any U.S or EU leader a dictator I choose Westen democracies over China and autocracies any day of the week!
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Abdul El-Sayed: “We are being actively bullied by the dumbest people in the room. Donald Trump is an idiot. He has one genius which is getting attention. Because his dad never gave him enough, because he was a nepo baby, he craved attention and used the bullying tactics to get it. But the man is an idiot. Just a fool”
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Chelsea 4-1 Man Utd
[🟢] NEW: The intensity at today’s Manchester United training session was unprecedented, with senior players believing they now have what it takes to turn the season around. (@SimonStone)
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Earns over 4x the entire Fleetwood squad combined and then does the mask cele after accidentally bundling the ball over the line 😭😭😭😭
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