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William Keaton

@Script_Samurai

Writer. Professional kitchen sink thrower. Repped by AAO Entertainment. https://teapaw.org/t.co/jo21qzN4xB

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Joined December 2011
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Happy pre Halloween 🎃 🍷
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The gutless moron, Officer Trenton Ryan Garner, who still has not been fired, says he has qualified immunity in the killing of baby Hee-Haw. This is what made him in fear of his life
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Broken elbow stairs is almost complete
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My steps are almost done. It’s called the broken elbow stairs (I hurt my elbow building them)
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Have you ever had a Clearly Canadian?
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@blackscatsOct 27
Happy national black cat day everyone 🖤
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“Goodnight, baby. Tomorrow we’re going to Lowe’s”
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It’s so good
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My steps are almost done. It’s called the broken elbow stairs (I hurt my elbow building them)
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Replying to @illicitpoast
@illicitpoast
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