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William Keaton retweeted
On the menu tonight:
Smoked pulled pork bbq with coleslaw and Old Bay crab chips
William Keaton retweeted
The problems facing Helm's Deep are not about race or religion. They're much harder to fix, guys.
Donald Trumpβs diagnosis of the protests is plain wrong. The problems facing Europeβs liberals are not about race or religionβand are much harder to fix economist.com/leaders/2026/1β¦
William Keaton retweeted
On the menu tonight:
Chili with smoked burger and pork, and roasted poblanos and jalapenos
William Keaton retweeted
Join @Script_Samurai on his travels to Fall Creek Falls TN! Video in the reply
William Keaton retweeted
Reading the replies to this, itβs amazing how many people donβt understand that this is how invasive species/pathogens are often introduced into the country, costing billions in crop and ecosystem damage. Good dog.
.@CBPPortDirJFK K9 Rowdy had a busy day at JFK! He alerted to a bag from Ghana with 72 lbs of yams, veggies, and spicesβall prohibited. Thanks to Rowdy, these items were stopped at the border. Whoβs a good dog? πΆπ¦΄
William Keaton retweeted
You laugh, but in 35 years, your grandchildren will find that spoon at the back of a kitchen drawer when they clean out your house after you die and then toss it in the garbage
William Keaton retweeted
On the menu tonight:
Chili with burger and smoked chuck over a slice of hot dog cornbread
