Disgruntled copywriter. Aspiring disgruntled screenwriter. Husband. Father. Leo Messi Fan Club Treasurer. #COYS
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The AI at the Wendy’s drive-through screwed up my order so bad that I was in the odd position of reminding it, “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
The two funniest things I watched the past few days are Michael Che’s new standup special on Netflix and Resident Evil. Highly recommend both.
People may applaud Chick-fil-a for honoring their religious convictions by being closed on Sundays. But think of all the hungry congregants leaving worship services, praying that something’s open to grab a bite to eat.
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Well, it’s about time someone told the story of Jesus
Well, it’s about time someone told the story of Jesus
"Progressives have really got to figure out how to deal with this buzzkill problem. I know these are important issues, but you do realize we annoy the average American into fascism." - Marc Maron
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3 weeks of peace, 3 weeks of normality and 3 weeks of forgetting what it feels like to be a Tottenham fan
Tomorrow we are back!!
