Sean Denny (@Seanphden) header
Sean Denny (@Seanphden) profile picture

Head of Software Engineering at Cometeer ☄️, eCommerce aficionado, and person who googled aficionado to find out how to spell it

Water Valley, MS
Joined March 2018
Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)Photo by Sean Denny (@Seanphden)
When asked to print out your code but you work in Zebra
*For those living in the US* Adderall is currently on a nationwide back order If you take this medication I’d recommend you talk to your doctor ASAP. There is no release date as of right now meaning, we don’t know when it’ll be back in stock
252
4,846
1,022
14,611
Well this is foreboding
Wait why was the gun wearing a clown wig? 🤔
Police were called to a Dairy Queen in Delmont for a man with a gun wearing a clown wig. Officers said the man told him he was "undercover" and "working to restore Trump to president king of the United States." cbsnews.com/pittsburgh/news/…
1
1
My favourite zoom pairing calls are the ones where we just increasingly husky-head-tilt at the code until it works.
2
1
4
When frozen food companies put in the instructions “microwave for 55 seconds” do you think they had their food scientists try 1:00 and they were like “Hmmm just a little over al dente, try 5 seconds less”?
1
2
Blue Rondo à la Turk sounds like if Dave Brubeck wrote the Pokémon fight theme don’t @ me youtu.be/vKNZqM0d-xo
Unfortunate state of affairs but, totally looking for a new #remotework company to accelerate. Senior #engineer looking to solve big and small problems on teams with #rubydeveloper #Serverless #backend #DevOps and #sre needs #JobSearch
1
15
2
18
We are witnessing a judicial coup in process. If the President and Congress do not restrain the Court now, the Court is signaling they will come for the Presidential election next. All our leaders - regardless of party - must recognize this Constitutional crisis for what it is.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court agreed to hear Moore v Harper, an appeal advocating for extreme interpretation of the Constitution that could make it easier for state legislatures to suppress the vote, draw unfair election districts, enable partisan interference in ballot counting.
5,803
21,510
2,006
98,804
Engineer when Engineer when you invite you don’t invite them to a them to a meeting. meeting.
110
1,433
285
18,339
Anyone else finding it hard to focus on work while the Supreme Court is speedrunning the destruction of democracy?
1
I know my circle here is really small, but just in case: If anyone from MS, TX or any of those states needs a “vacation” to Massachusetts, hit me up, I can help.
1
2
This offer will always stand. Also friendly reminder to delete your period tracking apps if you’re from one of those states.
1
If you can’t handle me at my 320px device width you don’t deserve me at my 2560px device width
2
Don’t speak to me or my son ever again
2
The good news: I’ve reached a point in my career where recruiters are actively reaching out to me The bad news: I’ve reached a point in my career where recruiters are actively reaching out to me
4