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Houses don't have arms. You'd best run. #DCTID

Detroit, MI
Joined January 2013
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Cleaning out some stuff and found this old gem. Original capo group armband with chant lists from (I think) the NPSL title season (outside) and 1st season at Keyworth list (inside).
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I literally GASPED WHAT THE HECK
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I've visited 2 7-11s in two consecutive days. Neither has had Vernor's or Rock'n'Rye slurpees. WTF?
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Sarge retweeted
Due to the current economic situation, I’ve decided to cut down my collection. If you have interest in buying these 3 DCFC jerseys (all mediums, no damage) please dm me, & we will come up with a reasonable price. I’ll even pay for shipping. I want these to go to a good home!
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Sticker packs coming soon ⚠️
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Mondi with the right foot. OF COURSE!
After many years of failed counseling sessions in a hostile work environment, and a cathartic father son talk. A man realizes that spitefully disemboweling himself is provably the best outcome for all involved.
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dude imagine being a taxpayer who doesn’t care about soccer and hates this song and realizing this is where your money went
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0/10 if I’m honest.
BECAUSE MAYBEEEEEEEEEE YOU’RE GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Here's the best deal in Detroit sports. Experience all 16 home matches for as little as $7.50 per match: bit.ly/2S6mZsa. #DCTID
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Ha ha ha. 🙋‍♀️
I don’t wanna get involved in the drama ... I just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.
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As we go on We remember All the times we Had together And as our lives change Come whatever We will still be Rouge forever #DCTID
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The original draft of opponent-specific chants for @DetroitCityFC 's Inaugural season. #DCTID #dcfc
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Some of my favorite moments from 2018. Looking forward to next year as @DetroitCityFC takes it to another level #DCTID
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#TaleCaesar Memories and stories of Ben's time at DCFC (?) #HailCaesar #DCTID
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He told us "Let's fucking go" I'm saying today, "Dont fucking go" #HailCaesar
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I heard Alan Pardew was stateside this week. ...coincidence?
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Thank you for everything, Coach. #HailCaesar
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