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Hi guys I'm not Joe Biden anymore sorry for the disappointment I lowkey just wanna be me
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Maybe im the evil guy but i genuinely dgaf about these if im already friends with a person i just dm anytime when i want
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coming out of an abortion clinic and throwing this at protesters
they are doing this to me tomorrow
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drug companies used to sell branded merchandise as marketing but had to stop due to ethical concerns over influencing prescribing behaviour
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Football and BMO are an analogy for how it feels to be transgender as a little kid but yall arent ready for that conversation
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Let me talk to the girl in the mirror who I love and who is desperate to COME OUT of it every day
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This is y cops are so fucking lame and the least commended. You don’t fantasize about rescuing ppl? Or being resourceful?? Just hounding poor ppl LMFAO
just witnessed unprecedented levels of lame
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If you came out of Adventure Time hating ANY character, you experienced the entire show wrong
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Idk I don’t take what characters are willing to kill you and which ones aren’t very seriously. Because like. All of the flowers except for Flowery, Berdly, Queen, Tenna, THE MIKES all kill you in cold blood.
Like this is just a thing that can happen in the game
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do people actually think the dnd stands for do not dm me. i just find the ping noise really annoying
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why should rural voters have 10x of a proportional vote than urban voters
This is exactly why we need a state level electoral college system. No more having a couple largely populated areas overrun small communities with zero voice. The issues we faced when creating the Const with states disparities, we are now seeing internally at a state level.
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i accidentally saved three carls but i dont have the heart to delete two of them 💔
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I kinda headcanon that a part of Kris really was enjoying hurting Noelle like ERAM says as a result of their unresolved trauma, but no part of them would ever enjoy you blowing the lid on their operation (which is assumed to be directly related to said trauma)
would you call this a plothole bc Kris' inconsistent control of their body has always confused me
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do you guys like my gif
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This is an age old line cook tradition what are you talking about gen Z for
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About a year after my best friend died, her parents went to see a local theater production of Shrek the Musical and found that the show was inexplicably dedicated to her on the back of the playbill. She had no connections to this theater, show, or any of the actors.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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and that’s why his name is Courage
Courage would cry his eyeballs out then immediately come back wit the blick
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1865: John kills the president of the United States. 1961: John becomes president of the United States. America is done.
2001: Abdul was involved in a terrorist attack. 2026: Abdul wins a US election. America is done.
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I just don’t understand. Did the voters not see this? Did the dems suppress it? I don’t get it. How did we not…
Anakin and Malfoid seem to be becoming symbols of the right-wing movement lately. But whether you see Malfoid as a political symbol, just enjoy the memes, or love creating Malfoid content, it doesn't matter. If you love Malfoid, you're always welcome to come hang out with us! teapaw.org/i/chat/group_join/g210…
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republicans when asked why they vote republican
A tale of two friends. One will vote for anyone but Abdul El-Sayed simply because he's a Muslim. She's has no reason other than his religion. The friend will vote for El-Sayed because she wants to see reproductive rights safeguarded, abortion rights protected, and wants to live in a country where everyone no matter their religion feel safe. I don't understand where El-Sayed's hatred comes from. All he wants to do is pass Medicare for all, get money out politics and get money in your pockets.
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if fangamer was smart they’d make one of these with flowery
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