I serve others, and bitch about them accordingly. Don't forget who wears the apron in this relationship. #serverproblems
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I actually had a woman upset with me that she couldn’t order off of the ‘online menu’ which was a picture of an old menu she found on yelp. #serverproblems
I swear groups of women compete to eat less than the other one. I’ll have a baked potato. I’ll have a salad. I just have a bite of her salad.... EAT. You’re in a restaurant. #serverproblems
Mother’s Day was the worst. Don’t take your mom out and be an asshole. #ServerProblems
One of my biggest pet peeves. teapaw.org/morgan_saylor/status/9…
What menu words at your restaurant does the customer always pronounce wrong? #serverproblems
‘A shot of crown and seven up in a seperate glass with three ice cubes and an empty glass on the side.’ #ServerProblems #actualdrinkorder
*answers 6 questions about special that I JUST answered 100% of in my greet but you didn't listen* #serverproblems
Why do people keep asking if we have sides of corn. Who orders that? #serverproblems
If you're the person that says 'we're never coming back' chances are 100% that we give zero fucks & you're an asshole #serverproblems
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Manager: Maybe I should cut Rachel, she's the opener.
Inner manager: Have the hosts seat her again then tell her she's cut.
@Server__Probs
NO. You cannot buy raw steaks to take home. Go to the grocery store. #serverproblems
I'm not holding onto the $2 bill you left me. Give that to your grandkids instead. #serverproblems
If you can afford to eat here then you can afford a babysitter. Leave your dirty kids at home. #serverproblems
