After my second coffee, I start thinking I’m funny.
Ontario, Canada
Joined March 2007
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Shane Shennan retweeted
I love it when music you listened to in chapters of your life comes back up and you remember why you loved their music and what a big part of your life soundtrack they are. Not were, are.
I'm going through that and diving down the rabbit hole again, and I love it.
5yo during car ride: I’m bored. What can I do?
Wife: I like to look at the scenery as I drive.
5yo: But I can’t drive!
#parenting
#humour
Shane Shennan retweeted
I saw an IG Reel that said something along the lines of “women have no idea how often the men in their lives think about the Roman Empire.”
So I asked my husband: “How often do you think about the Roman Empire?”
And without missing a beat he said “Every day.”
YALL! Why!?
Shane Shennan retweeted
What I cannot live without: open windows, trees, sky, fresh fruits & vegetables, a path to walk down, music, books, outdoor cafes, cats sitting on steps, open conversations, porches (front or back), fresh water to drink, autumn leaves, the first snow, the sound of summer rain.
Shane Shennan retweeted
Verlan is a French slang where new words are made by reversing syllables in existing words, e.g. ‘français’ becomes ‘céfran’, ‘bonjour’ becomes ‘jourbon’ and ‘bizarre’ becomes ‘zarbi’ .‘Verlan’ itself is an example of verlan: it derives from ‘l'envers’, meaning ‘back to front’.
Shane Shennan retweeted
Car salesman: It will fit 5 people comfortably
Clown: How many uncomfortably?
Shane Shennan retweeted
I see you people drinking from your water bottles without spilling or choking, flaunting your superiority in our faces like that