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Shane's Prostate@ShanesProstate8 Dec 2025

“Ilya is toxic” “Shane is toxic” Well Hayden is committing tax fraud let’s focus on that

🫃🏻@shaneswomb8 Dec 2025

Omg more ilya is toxic people are coming for me girl leave me aloneeee

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Baby Shane trying to stay close to his parents

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Shane handcuffing Ilya

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Sleepy Shane

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Ilya when Hayden pretends to be an ally when Hayden has been insanely biphobic

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Shane's Prostate@ShanesProstateOct 26

Ilya saved Shane

𑣲Bella@lehollanovsSep 26

Shanebugs shark encounter 🦈❤️

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Baby Shane when his parents told him to share

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Baby Ilya and baby Shane

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Carter dominates everyone in Mario Kart

May 🏒👑@ItsMayBiTheWayOct 23

What’s everyone’s favorite Heated Rivalry side character fanons? I’ll go first: mine’s Marlow having a lesbian sister

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debs 𐙚 ̊.@violeblancheOct 25

henry fox agrees

ً@artfuIchaosOct 24

sleeping naked skin to skin with your favorite person be the best sleep ever

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🩸@lesbian4horrorOct 25

mcu pisses me off bc they make the masterpiece that is fatws to show sam’s struggle with accepting the shield and feeling like he isn’t good enough just to turn around and bring steve back and have people calling him captain america and not sam. isaiah bradley said it best:

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ju@rozkivesOct 25

everyone responsible for this should die. horribly

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abby⋆˚꩜｡ sbween@sidsmustacheOct 25

if bucky allows any joke at sams expense, shit ill be the one to kill him

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benji 🩵💚💜@benjidacollieOct 25

My boyfriend sometimes just jiggles my butt and I think it helps him destress

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Shane when he and Ilya do Doctor role play

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Anthony Mackie Crave@mackiecraveOct 25

We, the mackiecrave admins, would like to remind everyone that joking about Anthony’s role as Captain America or any jokes regarding the “son” meme are not welcome here. We will not allow mistreatment of Anthony or Sam fester on our account.

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Ilya calling Shane his bunny

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sammy bleeds magic ↯@transwilsonOct 25

Replying to @stackiescholar

every person who disrespects Sam is just the worst

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Hayden Pike isn’t a good friend tho…. but Shane has JJ and Rose tho so he’s good (plus the Centaurs will be his friends too no doubt)

aanya | shane hollander's lawyer@toddesqueOct 25

So Ilya gets all of the Centaurs as his friends but god forbid shane has Hayden pike as a good friend

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✪@irlpontaOct 25

Second time Buckys stood there in silence like a dumbass while his partner is disrespected mind you

@DiscussingFilmOct 25

An extended version of Ant-Man's Captain America joke from ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ has been revealed. “I was also Cap for a minute” - John Walker

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🍀~ uzake 𓆩⍟𓆪@tomatensossOct 25

It's okay John Walker can join aswell if he wants too that much ❤️

🍀~ uzake 𓆩⍟𓆪@tomatensossOct 24

I made this with all the kindness in my heart ❤️

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