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First Lady Gelato 🍧

@Shawnaah

πŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ | big 3: Pisces, Taurus, Aquarius | she/her | Before I am a woman, I am a menace to society

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Joined April 2009
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When tf did they have a 4th one lmfao
aly ✢ (@jinthirty) profile picturealy ✢
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The Curry family on Ayesha’s IG πŸ₯Ή
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Rachel ΒΉβš‘οΈπŸ’’@eternalroseanneOct 28
Mckenna Grace you're so crazy. her dress is literally the 50th Hunger Games arena😭😭
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
TMZ (@TMZ) profile pictureTMZ
@TMZOct 28
πŸ’°πŸ˜­ Lacy hit with massive $12,000 restaurant tab after viewers start ordering food on his bill during livestream after spotting the restaurant’s QR code. πŸŽ₯: Twitch/Lacy
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That dog in a wig sticker on TikTok fr kills me
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Bella
@BellaBaddie__Oct 27
If someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles, I wouldn’t praise the driver just for reaching the same finish line
Jace Valen (@JaceValen) profile pictureJace Valen
@JaceValenOct 27
the double standards are actually insane
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Convinced this Ayesha Curry topic is just rage bait cause what the hell yall talking about fr
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πŸ™„@KKikiwoOct 28
She literally talked about how she stopped pursuing this once Stephen started taking off to be a dedicated wife and mom. Now the kids are older and she’s trying to pursue this again and is met with nba incels telling her she should sit quietly in a corner. Insanity.
Yaxel LendeBeast (Loyalist) (@Gmzeroog) profile pictureYaxel LendeBeast (Loyalist)
@GmzeroogOct 27
No way Ayesha Curry was in Hannah Montana πŸ’€ I remember this episode no cap 😭
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Nxggachakras@nxggachakrasOct 27
Okay so it’s like trees can grow in nature but if you physically plant the tree it doesn’t make the tree fake
jasmine πŸ¦‹ (@jasmiliano) profile picturejasmine πŸ¦‹@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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@SkeptaOct 28
The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯
Fly & Fine (@Zandiile_) profile pictureFly & Fine@Zandiile_Oct 28
On a serious note, how has Skepta not been named the sexiest man alive?
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Okay this is 😭😭😭😭
Basin (@ItzBasin) profile pictureBasin
@ItzBasinOct 27
A Drake fan celebrated his 40th birthday πŸ’€
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How you missing your baby’s bday cause you have to spend an hour to clean your Airbnb ? 😭😭😭 also there’s a cleaning fee so no you’re not doing it for free
beltline geli (@strawberrygeli) profile picturebeltline geli@strawberrygeliOct 25
We cannot be serious
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we teach bottoms to shrink themselves@ChrisssssswOct 27
There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Hoops & Brews (@HoopsNBrews) profile pictureHoops & Brews
@HoopsNBrewsOct 27
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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little miss hot july@inalot719Oct 27
u can see the decline in literacy through this
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This text is nearly identical to a tweet first posted by @plume__ on January 30, 2023. x.com/plume__/status…
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Mama Ken@_KendraDawn_Oct 26
they’ll parlay the mortgage if you let them!
bee (@BumbleWitTheBee) profile picturebee@BumbleWitTheBeeOct 26
I’m not letting no man with a gambling addiction lead my household
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidOct 26
my lesbian regulars named June and May just had a baby and named her April
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Keabetswe🌬
@akreana_Oct 26
I’m never leaving this app😭😭😭
Miilato (@litteralyme0) profile pictureMiilato
@litteralyme0Oct 25
When you’ve killed 5 zombies, 2 vampires and burnt 8 witches but start wondering why they’re all carrying candy bags (I should’ve checked the calendar)
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cat@joachmtrierOct 26
wait until u hear about her tea
chromatic. (@juhmeer) profile picturechromatic.@juhmeerOct 26
shout out to jasmine!! i love her rice
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Just downsize omg?
The_Rel_World (@the_rel_world) profile pictureThe_Rel_World@the_rel_worldOct 27
12K a month on food is insane
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