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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
I mean this with every ounce of respect that you deserve, @JDVance
FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Personally, I think double stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos.
Regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos
Thoughts???
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Dear @WhiteHouse: trump’s name will never be on the Kennedy Center or the Reflecting Pool.
The trump arch will not be built.
And in two years, Congress and the next Administration will erase trump’s name and stench from everything he has touched.
Ozymandias
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
🚨 DEMOCRATIC HOUSE LANDSLIDE COULD GET EVEN BIGGER — 260+ SEATS WITHIN REACH!
🔵 Democrats: 253
🔴 Republicans: 157
⏳ Uncalled: 25
Just 7 more Democratic wins would bring the total to 260!
The absolute mathematical ceiling? 278 SEATS if Democrats sweep every remaining race!
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
If you don't want these two in charge of anything, we should definitely be friends ✊🏻
Just say NO to @RepJeffries @SenSchumer 🗑️
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Chuck Schumer is the reason Angie Nixon lost.
Hakeem Jeffries refused to endorse Zohran Mamdani until he had no other choice.These people cannot lead our party for the next two years. Far too much is at stake.WE DEMAND NEW LEADERSHIP. IT IS NOT NEGOTIABLE.
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Jeffries must not be speaker of the House
The petition Mark Ruffalo is circulating: change.org/p/house-democrats…
teapaw.org/MarkRuffalo/status/211…
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Following Tuesday's election results, Texans TE Dalton Schultz made his ill feelings towards Texas Governor Greg Abbott known on his IG story last night 😳
Schultz also expressed support for newly elected Texas Governor Gina Hinojosa by sharing one of her posts on his next post.
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
houston texas TE dalton schultz on his ig story …
aaaaaand just like that i have a new favorite NFL player
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
SORRY IF THIS UPSETS ANYONE WHO WORKS A COUNTER, BUT TIPPING HAS OFFICIALLY GONE TOO FAR.
I grabbed a $14 salad from a deli this afternoon. The cashier flipped the tablet around before I could pull out my card. Three buttons were already lit up: 20%. 25%. 30%.
For a salad I watched them pull out of a refrigerated case?
And the "No Tip" button was shrunk to a tiny gray link in the corner.
In 2005, you picked up your food, paid the price on the menu, and went home. Nobody stood over you waiting for your reaction.
WHEN DID PICKING UP A SALAD BECOME A TIPPED SERVICE?
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
This remastered footage of Metallica playing Seek & Destroy live at The Metro in 1983 to 50 people feels like TIME TRAVEL. You can literally see the pimples on James face!
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Mark Ruffalo calls for Hakeem Jeffries to be replaced as Speaker of the House
He is circulating a petition that now has 380,408 signatures
"We are calling on every member of the incoming Congress to vote against Hakeem Jeffries for Speaker and choose a different candidate"
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
If Scott Colom can hold his lead in Mississippi this ad might go down as one of the best in political history.
Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Hey @TheDemocrats
It seems @SenSchumer & @RepJeffries HAVE NOT HEARD US!
So Let’s be LOUD & CLEAR for them: FUCK OFF👀🙌🏼
You AIPAC shills got us into this mess…
NEW LEADERSHIP NOW 🌊 🌊 🌊
