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Pasadena, California
Joined May 2026
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I mean this with every ounce of respect that you deserve, @JDVance FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF
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Stephen Miller is that last bit of cum that runs down your leg 10 minutes after you're done.
Stephen Miller is the last dregs in a bottle of soda that’s 99% saliva.
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Personally, I think double stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos. Regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos Thoughts???
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Well fuck, this movie has fowl language. I'm stuck watching sub-titles.
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When were we supposed to start giving a fuck what Srephen A Smith thinks??
Stephen A. Smith warns Democrats that pursuing Trump’s impeachment could cost them the 2028 election as Bill O’Reilly clashes with Chris Cuomo over Epstein allegations Chris Cuomo: “If they find serious wrongdoing with the corruption that is right in their faces, how can they not go down the road of political accountability, which is the impeachment route?” Stephen A. Smith: “If they try that, they're going to lose the presidency in 2028. I could promise you that. America's tired of all of that nonsense part of the reason the Dems lost in 2024 is because people were tired of the chaos. When Trump lost in 2020, it was because they were tired of the chaos, when Trump lost in 2020, it was because they were tired of the chaos.” Chris Cuomo: “I don't think that people expect the Democrats to be able to pass laws; they expect Trump to be an obstacle do you really believe that you can't get 11 or 12 senators to not want to own whatever they find out about Trump when they have a chance to remove him from office?” Bill O'Reilly: “I don't do speculation. I don't think it's worthy of NewsNation and I don't think it's worthy of any of us, you got something, put it out there, and the public can see it, they can decide it.” Chris Cuomo: “I'm not saying that they're going to hide it, that it's going to be secretive, that it's going to be weak sauce. I'm saying you have an allegation that you have to investigate.” Bill O'Reilly: “What allegation? from whom? from whom?” Chris Cuomo: “The woman who just came out and says that she was trafficked since she was 8 years old.”
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Cliff Burton
Who was the best bass player you've ever seen perform live? 🎸
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Shit that never happened.
I picked up a $140 takeout order for my family tonight and left a $10 cash tip at the counter The cashier looked down at the $10 bill, looked at the screen, and said: "That’s under 10%" I thought he was joking. "It's a takeout order, I drove here to pick it up myself." He called the shift manager over. She stepped up to the counter and said: "If you can afford $140 in food, you can afford a minimum 20% tip for our kitchen staff." I said: "Tipping on takeout is optional. You didn't seat us, serve us, or clean a table." She replied: "Then we have the right to refuse service," and pointed toward the line behind me. I could feel every eye in the restaurant on my back, trying to publicly shame me into handing over another $18 for a bag of food I was carrying out myself. So I made a decision right there. I told her to cancel the entire $140 order, refund my card, and walked out. I don't have a problem tipping for good service. I have a problem with businesses using public guilt and employee shaming to make customers subsidize hourly wages they refuse to pay. Was canceling the order justified, or is expecting 20% on takeout normal now
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Dear @WhiteHouse: trump’s name will never be on the Kennedy Center or the Reflecting Pool. The trump arch will not be built. And in two years, Congress and the next Administration will erase trump’s name and stench from everything he has touched. Ozymandias
Veteran on President Trump's proposed arch: "We reject the vanity, the worship of a single man, over the 400,000 that have earned the right to be remembered; that have earned the right to keep an eye over our nation as they look towards the Lincoln Memorial."
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FAFO 🤭🤭
After a blue wave swept Texas, the Houston mayor announces that he's ending local police cooperation with ICE to "reduce fear and anxiety across our community." The Houston Police Dept was forced to work with ICE after the Abbott threatened to pull more than $110 million in funding from the city. Now, with Gina Hinojosa taking control of the state, local police will let any illegal immigrant they encounter who doesn't have a jail worthy offense go free without notifying ICE.
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We will hold YOU accountable if you don't.
We will hold this administration accountable.
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
🚨 DEMOCRATIC HOUSE LANDSLIDE COULD GET EVEN BIGGER — 260+ SEATS WITHIN REACH! 🔵 Democrats: 253 🔴 Republicans: 157 ⏳ Uncalled: 25 Just 7 more Democratic wins would bring the total to 260! The absolute mathematical ceiling? 278 SEATS if Democrats sweep every remaining race!
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Not that hard to understand - this Russian bitch got her ass kicked 🤭
Not that hard to understand - Obama created an effective propaganda machine with grassroots, funding, data, and communications support, and the GOP has NOTHING to combat it. The GOP has to wake up to reality and understand who we are dealing with!
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
I apologize Dr. Annie Andrews… I was unfamiliar with your game
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They obviously can only cut them off during school hours, not put 'em on. Turning Sarah into Timmy takes an extra day or so.
I'm a single dad. Dropped off my son Timmy in school. By the time I picked him up, I was a single mom. They're transitioning parents now!
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Old CuckleFuck Chuck has gotta go!!!
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You want me to choose an ad experience? Fuckers, I'm just as happy sitting here in silence 🤣
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Hey, @HouseDemocrats does this mean we finally get to see @SpeakerMcCarthy and @Jim_Jordan show up for their subpoenas? Asking for 100 million friends.
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
This👇 no Chuck and no Hakeem
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Sheldon Mini Cooper retweeted
Bitch why are you and Cuck Schumer still around???
Why is Pete Hegseth still around?
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