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Former cop/firefighter/US Army MP, current nobody. Bigger Trekkie than you. War crimes are NEVER ok. My mediocrity is self-inflicted. #BLM #Brewers

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Joined January 2015
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I’m not going to say “I told you so” or you idiots voted for this” over the next four years. I did it already and it was exhausting, so I’ll just put this here as a pinned tweet and refer chuds to it whenever something they depend on is removed by President Fuckwit.
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Why the electoral college needs to go
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I’d be happier with @unisontheunion not using AI slop leaflets in their @BarnetCouncil grievances. Honestly, the largest union using generative AI to mass-market intentions of a strike seems hollow when they use the greatest threat to artists in communicating that.
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1 in 4 women in the UK have been raped or sexually assaulted since the age of 16 6 in 7 rapes against women in the UK are carried out by someone they know
 5 in 6 women who are raped in the UK don’t report it to the police
 Fewer than 3 in 100 rapes recorded by UK police in 2024 resulted in someone being charged that same year It is an abhorrent crime committed by cowards. Every perpetrator put in prison is a blessing.
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You may not know this but @realDonaldTrump almost made it to the big leagues. Yeah, he was so close but he just couldn’t keep himself out of the minors. #TrumpForPRISON #TrumpEpsteinFiles
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Luigi Mangione's cousin narrowly wins local election in Maryland. tmz.me/4z5l9MX
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Just in time for grey sweatpants season, a massive dem caucus for MAGA to stare at.
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🚨 BREAKING: I'm proclaiming tomorrow, Friday, October 30, as Brewers "Won Our Way" Day to celebrate our WORLD CHAMPION MILWAUKEE BREWERS and their HISTORIC postseason run. For Ueck, for Milwaukee, and for Wisconsin, GO BREWERS! 💙💛⚾️ #WonOurWay
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“I have the biggest dick in all of pornography ever!”, says the guy in the cuck chair.
Embarrassingly stupid...
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Paid Protesters:
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Hey @TheDemocrats, It’s not a flex to admit that democratic presidents deported *more* people than Donald Trump. Just because you’d deprive people of their lives quieter doesn’t make you better than him. Also, the “who else will pick your lettuce” angle is supporting slavery.
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If a white person born in Australia can be Australian without Aboriginal ancestry, and a white person born in America can be American without Native American ancestry, why can't a Black person born in England be English without Anglo-Saxon ancestry?
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The Venn diagram of people falling for this crypto slop scam and people mad about furries in any profession is just a circle.
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It’s uniquely stupid to claim the death penalty is necessary and effective in any way.
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I’ve heard “this is the end of the Republican Party/MAGA” so many times the phrase has lost all meaning.
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Not an “anti-migrant activist”. He’s a woman-beating Nazi who loves nothing more than getting other woman-beating Nazis out on a proscribed lark. Why the fuck did it take this and not when he had the balaclava blackshirts outside The Sun demanding things on penalty?
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Don’t think the latest MAGA Republican revolt is in your interest. They’re doing what they always do: score points while their leader is at an historical low. They’ve done it before and come crawling back to him.
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