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2026 Nobel Peace Prize Winner

Joined January 2026
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Anuddder win
I’m facing @NjTank99 this week in fantasy football
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niggas really voted for a fucking retard
Trump on solar panels: "They kill all the animals. The animals jump on them and they fry."
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You’d have to be a massive pervert to turn this into anything sexual. That’s exactly why this innocuous moment is BLOWING up on leftist feeds. I don’t even understand what could be dirty about this. These liberals are just massive freaks.
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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Care to venture a guess why?
One of the biggest downtown housing crashes in America is happening right now in Nashville, TN. Condo owners are liquidating. And people who bought near the peak are selling at $300k+ losses. The previous condo owner bought it for $1.15 million in March 2024. And just sold it for $825,000 this month. That's a $325,000 loss (-28%) in just 2.5 years. And that's before realtor commissions and other expenses. And this downturn will likely continue, as Downtown Nashville has the biggest supply pile-up of any dowtown area in America. (inventory 110% above normal). In fact, typical values in Nashville 37203 already down 11.2% from peak, but clearly are dropping more in some cases. Meaning condo sellers are facing an enormous amount of competition, with more price cuts likely coming in 2027. Good news if you're looking to scoop up a discounted condo. Bad news if you bought near the peak. To see our forecast for your ZIP, go here: reventure.app/map/WAxwklIfgI
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The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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Pat McAfee after someone did an impression of him.
🤖 Made with AI
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Week 7, so the tape is out, and Aaron Glenn's New York Jets defense is Charmin SOFT. This time, it's Sherwood and Briggs on McDonald's force side. At least McDonald tried to do the right thing, but my goodness gracious, the Jets have far too many softies.
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“If you cut taxes for the rich, they’ll create jobs.”🤡
Microsoft just made $133.7 BILLION in net income last year. Today they announced they are getting rid of 60,000 workers. Fuck these companies man.
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Hell I'll double down - in the 12 years that we've had playoffs in college football, the network hasn't needed Michigan in 9 of the 12 seasons. This year won't be any different. Also Big Noon Kickoff didn't need you and Barstool this year either. You, however, need this box to stand on for TV. 😂🤣
A 9-3 Michigan coming off 2 consecutive top 10 wins is making it. Thats the advantage of the block M. We pay the bills for all of college football. They networks need us in the tournament
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Insane he’s still in the org
Since Hymie Elhai took over as team president in 2019, the New York Jets have a combined regular season record of 37–87. He has to go.
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Mr. F retweeted
The Jets had 8 offensive drives today 3 TD 1 FG 1 Missed FG (after long drive) 1 INT in opposing red zone (long drive) 2 three and out Feel like the offense wasn’t the issue at all today (short yardage still is). Could have had an easy 30+ Can’t believe the Jets couldn’t find a way to win today with 25 points
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there’s always that one loss where a head coach officially loses you. with bowles- it was when they lost to the hue jackson-coached browns. with gase with saleh- it was the game at seattle with glenn- it’s today.
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This account is ruining my life
The scrambled eggs at a hotel breakfast are 19% water, and they're dyed. A lot of hotels and cafeterias pour them from a carton of Papetti's Breakfast Blend. The spec sheet reads whole eggs, 19% water, then under 2% of salt, xanthan gum, citric acid, annatto color and natural butter flavor. Papetti's is part of Michael Foods, one of the biggest egg processors in the country. Every ingredient has a job on a steam table. Xanthan gum holds the added water in the egg so it doesn't weep into the pan. Citric acid keeps the eggs from turning gray or green under a heat lamp. Annatto puts back the yolk color the water washed out. The butter flavor is there because nobody is going to add butter. The carton keeps for 98 days in the cooler. The plain version from the same company is whole eggs, whey, skim milk, xanthan and citric acid, with almost no added water and half the sodium.
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I remember when the Oval Office didn’t look like the inside of a Russian brothel.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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This weighs the same as two full laundry baskets
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The screen behind the contestant shows the current weight attempt being 200kg (440lb) x.com/JUSTcatmeme/st…
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Hear me out…
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Giants state media trying to gaslight
The Giants seriously considered JJ McCarthy before drafting Malik Nabers. @art_stapleton explains why concerns about his fit with Brian Daboll’s staff led them in another direction.
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I ate whatever the fuck I wanted when Biden was president.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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