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Driving strategy for AI & cloud technology in business and driving Digital Transformation. Lover of life!

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Joined December 2014
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Don’t have time right now to check the validity of all these claims… But can’t help thinking that this type of approach could be more effective for Labour than those ‘gutter politics’ ads:
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🚨MPs FOR HIRE: a Led By Donkeys undercover investigation🚨 Watch the trailer…
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Prince Adam just told me to cheer up because it's "Fri-YAY". Words cannot convey just how much I hate that twat.
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truth is stranger than fiction 👀👇
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My New Year's Resolutions are as follows: - try to exercise more, and eat more healthily - obtain the secrets to Castle Grayskull - hunt down every single person involved in the making of Mrs Brown's Boys and incinerate them with a death bolt fired from my Havoc Staff
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The Sound of Music is on and I still scream every time the Mother Abbess calls Julie Andrews a cuntface
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Replying to @WSJ
Focus on making products & services people truly love, so that the total economic pie is bigger, instead of engaging in zero-sum/negative-sum corporate power struggles. This is the good future.
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“I think there might be too many M.B.A.s running companies,” says Elon Musk. “There should be more focus on the product or service itself, less time on board meetings, less time on financials.” on.wsj.com/34Yw67R
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Everyone on @BBC is discussing how much better than No Deal this deal is. But we were promised a better deal than we had already, not a better deal than No Deal. Nobody is talking about this. We have such short memories. What a bloody mess
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Three and a fucking half years. Even He-Man could have achieved something in that time, and that bellend doesn’t even know how to get dressed.
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Just thought I should refresh my knowledge on Watson AI - so I did!! coursera.org/share/ad8bb6a30… #Coursera
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Rewilding offers an inspirational, practical and inclusive way of restoring nature. In this latest article we highlight evidence that there is reason to be hopeful. #rewilding #naturerecovery #people #planet #progress ecosulis.co.uk/blog/recovera…
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Please support me this week in a cause really close to my heart as I try to raise awareness that He-Man really is a complete and utter fucking arsehole. Thank you. #HeManArseholeAwarenessWeek
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How Lockdown is starting to feel
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Whatever happened to the price of Webcams? I remember when they were one of the cheapest tech. Now they can be £100s. I just paid £90. Wtf?
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I just cloned myself for a laugh and He-Man has just come round to tell me I’m breaking the rule of 6. What a fucking funsponge.
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Wear a mask.
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Definitely worth checking out 😎
I recently did a new mix- just over an hour, 19 tunes some vocals, some breaks but mainly melodic house music. I have no idea whether (m)any of you will like it but thought I'd share anyway- good treadmill fodder for those that fancy :) soundcloud.com/alex_montgome…
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