Journalist and pollster. Partner at digital pollsters @FindoutnowUK, author of Tomorrow's Business @roxhillmedia.

London
Joined August 2013
We're being told to stockpile for shortages caused by impending cyberwars. But what should we be stockpiling? Me, I'm planning to stockpile long tracking shots of eerily empty supermarket aisles, which will be in high demand from the media. I'll make a fortune.
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If you want to know why folk in the UK seem to be grumpier than they were before the 2008 financial crisis, a chart of real wages goes a long way. Prior to 2008, real wages rose consistently and strongly. Since then? Sporadic and unpredictable. bloomberg.com/news/newslette…
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The stock market is a wonderful place where millions of people who don't understand a company compete to guess what millions of other people who don't understand the company are going to do next.
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A “well-known individual” is trying to secure a permanent injunction against the Guardian and ITN to prevent them from publishing allegations made against him, saying there was a risk he could harm himself if they are made public theguardian.com/media/2026/o…
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I asked an MMT economist where the money comes from and he sent me a picture of a fucking keyboard.
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Just published: front page of the Financial Times, UK edition, Wednesday October 14 ft.trib.al/d5W1QTW
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And worth noting when people talk about the UK and IMF - our debt is 95% and deficit 4.2%; France 119% and 5.4%; US 123% and 6%. We are in a mess because of tax rises; but its worse for other countries.
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerOct 11
Nottingham Forest FC. Please explain yourselves?
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SFO’s ex-boss told to hand back knighthood as Libor cases quashed thetimes.com/article/1de2939…
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Quelle surprise a super-rich exodus recent story is shown to be complete bollocks This billionaire said to have quit Britain over fears of a potential Labour wealth tax actually moved to Monaco in 2014 when the Conservatives were in power. Next. theguardian.com/news/2026/oc…
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Reform UK is hiring at least 12 journalists to build a "national publishing operation" including a digital newsroom and expanded video output via Reform TV on Youtube
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I’m conferenced out. The Tory tapestry did make me crack a smile though .. After covering the Global Counsel madness, Lord Mandelson’s downfall is stitched together well
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GM Reminder, it's just money.
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Jude Bellingham is the best player I’ve seen in 30+ years covering #ENG. Even better than Gazza, Kane etc. On latest Futebol & Football, Tim Vickery & I discuss footballing greatness, why the Nations League helps Infantino & why Pato will love Northampton youtu.be/8s24Cx4Wtok
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Our lowest score for the Greens since Oct 2025, and the lowest we have ever recorded for the Lib Dems 🔴 Labour: 27% (+3) 🟦 Reform UK: 23% (-) 🔵 Conservatives: 17% (-2) 🟢 Greens: 12% (-1) 🟠 Lib Dems: 9% (-3) Changes from 23rd Sept [Find Out Now, 30th Sept, N=2,607]
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#MMT (there I said it) comes bubbling to the top theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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The best-selling music act from each English county
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