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Count Harper☄️🍀

@SimpleLifePhilo

The friend you never had • Simple Life Philosophy • Wisdom for Men • Charming Refined Style • Kino Cinema • Occasional Bad Political Takes

 Brotherhood Above Everything
Joined October 2025
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@zacatack26
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@JackNapierNot
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"Your bank is small, your canthal tilt is negative, your hairline is a norwood 5, your smv is low... Let's face it Mr. Bond, your girlfriend is how shall we say... hypergamous."
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The Han Solo backstory we all wanted
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[Music] Try this banger out Pickin' on - Eye of the Tiger
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Replying to @RealAngryAlaska
He's a certified legend
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Replying to @GuruAnaerobic
Read this essay today. Enjoyed it! Sidenote - this is essay on brotherhood always rings in my ears. I reread it once or twice a year. Be well.
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Replying to @Hi_lightGroyper
black super woman
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Replying to @Local4News
the ol' rub and tizz'ug
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Replying to @CaudilloXIV
"I fuckin need ya more than ever!"
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@Iraqveteran8888
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Wood
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Replying to @KobeissiLetter
bart pattern confirmed
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Replying to @SimonReye @JoelWebbon
No.
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