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Brotherhood Above Everything
Joined October 2025
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If there is a singular prescription for manhood let it be this: Become useful and generous with your gifts.
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this guy is going to tire from too much pussy and annoying women. he needs to find his HIGHER CALLING and start to give back. that is the path to true fulfillment. no amount of pussy can fill that hole.
Clavicular was DISGUSTED after a Punjabi Indian woman was BEGGING for him to steal her from her Indian boyfriend 😭
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Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire | Nintendo 64 - 1996
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Whatever you want like an alcoholic wants alcohol you will find a way to get.
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“i’m blocking you” do it, i lost the love of my life 11 bitches ago
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"Your bank is small, your canthal tilt is negative, your hairline is a norwood 5, your smv is low... Let's face it Mr. Bond, your girlfriend is how shall we say... hypergamous."
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The strongest man is the one who reached rock bottom and then rebuilt himself alone.
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James Bond and Bond girl
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This is some dude's first weekend after he got the news that she's moving on & the marriage/relationship ended There may or may not be kids involved He has no idea what to do or who to talk to Take that bro out for a 5 mile walk, invite him to work out with you, meet him for breakfast this morning. Invite him out to watch a band later, grab a bite and beer. You're saving a man.
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The masculine urge to smoke a tobacco pipe and drink a few glasses of whisky in a room like this
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Pretty much all family court lawyers have assisted a woman in stealing a mans children crazy people
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The Han Solo backstory we all wanted
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I'm always amused by this line in the movie, as the sword is clearly an unbalanced, dull and chipped piece of crap. Just trying to keep the lad's hopes up like a good king.
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They are soulless conspirators. Family law is just interstate money laundering by the judiciary. They have formed an organized racket and take title iv-d money from the Feds when a father’s wages are siphoned to his wife. It’s criminal and coram non judice. Attorneys in the system realize it doesn’t work correctly, but also realize that if they send even really shitty motions to the judge they’ll help a woman extract more from her husband because the federal match that the judge gets is bigger. So the judge isn’t a nuetral party. They invent and try the case for the wife, the family law wife’s attorney is criminal accomplice and doesn’t know shit avout law, and the dad loses his kids, property, income, family, freedom to the most horrific legal circumstances. It’s treason and sedition and then they’ll claim immunity. People largely haven’t figured any of this out, so for now the woman attorney justifies her actions as doing what’s best for her female client. If this ever fixes itself then she’ll be terrified because she’s committed dozens of felonies per client per year through her conspiracy with a cartel court.
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How do family court lawyers sleep at night knowing they are robbing men of their children for money?
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«I am going to church with my mom.»
chamei meu ficante pra transar e ele respondeu com “tô indo acompanhar minha mãe na igreja hoje”
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Easily the best choice among all the remaining candidates
Robert Pattinson has emerged as a contender for 007. Multiple sources tell THR that Pattinson is among those who have screen tested for the role of James Bond, joining hopefuls Callum Turner, Jack Lowden and Josh O’Connor. hollywoodreporter.com/movies…
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She met me at a very anakin skywalker time of my life
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