Suffering Tottenham fan that tries to be funny.

Joined May 2013
Mathys Tel
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Me watching these last 20 minutes
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If you think Harry Kane will go to Manchester United can you please seek help immediately, thank you
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A season without Europe is so peaceful because I can’t be getting home from a 9-5 to watch Tottenham concede 4 times against a lake.
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How it felt watching that Kulusevski burst of pace when he came on
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First win of the season, Maddison banger, Kulusevski back, Kolo Muani and Thomas Frank nowhere in sight, Ben Davies goal, Spurs out of the relegation zone
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Simply Spurs retweeted
🚨 SPOILERS #SpiderManBrandNewDay
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All the promoted sides have turned into super teams
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Three weeks of inner peace without Tottenham Hotspur is over
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That Harry Kane scoring goals again the fraud 🤬 everyone knows when it truly matters, such as match day one of the Nations League, he can’t deliver 🤬 he needs to step down 🤬 let Ivan Toney & Watkins play 🤬 England was much better before his era 🤬 we nearly made Euro 2008 🤬
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Everyone having fun with this - I’ve gone for a different angle…. my top 9 most Spursy/depressing matches 🙃
International break and boredom made us build a fun tool to share your 9 most memorable matches! Make yours here: my9.bookdfootball.com - No login required What’s your 9 matches?
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This is the moment Tottenham Hotspur denied Man City from cheating a QUADRUPLE in the 2018/19 season. Fernando Llorente’s hip prevented them from winning it all in a single season. Before you clown my club, remember what we did for this sport 🙏
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🚨 | BREAKING: #ManCity were CLEARED of Charge 4(B). That allegation formed part of the Premier League’s case that City failed to co-operate with its investigation — but the Commission found the club did not breach its co-operation duties in the respects alleged under 4(B).
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£900m just for Man City to go winless against a Thomas Frank managed Tottenham Hotspur side
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Life without Tottenham for week 1/3 of the international break: - 0 games lost - 0 goals conceded - 0 players injured - 0 points gained by our relegation rivals - 1 Carabao Cup won
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Life without Tottenham for week 1/3 of the international break: - 0 games lost - 0 goals conceded - 0 players injured - 0 points gained by our relegation rivals - 1 Carabao Cup won
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Marmoush and Savio leaving Man City so that they can finish 19th with Tottenham instead
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Man City are the only team we’re guaranteed to beat this season and they might get kicked out of the Premier League
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Ryan Mason realising he won the 2021 Carabao Cup on his first game in charge
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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