playwright, producer, assessor | semiorph, green savant, still ruining shoes | excessive, transgressive & implicitly dangerous | adherent to the rule of three

London
Joined May 2012
Am I tweeting again? I think I'm tweeting again. Why am I tweeting again? Right, because NEW PLAY IS HAPPENING and I'm obliged to promote it as much as I can Buy tickets! Spread word! Come see! It'll be really good!
The sky's on fire and everything's falling apart. As catastrophe rages outside, one night is all they have... Our new play ONE BREATH BEFORE THE END comes this May to Bristol, Manchester, and London. Find out more and get your tickets here: linktr.ee/1912productions
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I am hemorrhaging money running Stanchion right now. If anyone would like a phenomenal book or magazine issue (or a handful of them) please consider buying something. I've seriously published some remarkable work.
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Our statement on the UK government’s demand that all content on all devices sold or used in the country be scanned, on the presumption of nudity, using a dystopian combination of age verification and content scanning. This proposal will not safeguard children. It endangers us all. signal.org/blog/pdfs/2026-06…
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Rip-roaring success. On to phase three
Phase two of my government starts today.
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1912 Productions announces second play “One Breath Before The End” to tour in May - #1912Productions #OneBreathBeforeTheEnd Read the full article here: ift.tt/OkK6eXt More on Theatre-News.com
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"𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘥." If all you had was a single night, could you make everything right again? Our new play ONE BREATH BEFORE THE END will be touring UK theatres this May. @AlmaBristol: May 13-16 @53two: May 20-22 @theglitch_se1: May 27-29 🎟️ in bio!
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If there was anything to sum up the failure of the uniparty over the past ~20 years it is this. Rationing water on an Island where it rains +60% of the year.
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🎉OffWestEnd is turning 20 tomorrow! Tune in to YouTube at 7:30 pm Jan 20 and watch with us live as we walk through the history of the evolution of Off-West End over the last 20 years. Remember to have your glasses of… #offwestend #londontheatre #fringetheatre #fringe #london
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He really is an incredibly stupid man. These people can't even argue for what they want to happen when given every opportunity in the world.
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"ok Keir, right wingers think you're a New World Order elite plant who wants to bring in global 5G brain hacking, and left wingers think you're an authoritarian stooge with nothing to offer but a tired Blairite tribute act. What's the plan?" 'Hear me out... ID Cards!'
NEW Govt will announce digital ID cards for all within days It's seen as a key way to control illegal immigration Ministers have been working up to this for some months Exc @theipaper by top colleague @ChaplainChloe: inews.co.uk/news/politics/br…
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Not one political party had compulsory digital ID in its manifesto at last year's general election. Not one person voted for it.
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Britain is the first Deëmerging Economy in the world. A clever investment bank macro analyst like Jim O'Neill should lean into this. Counties like India and Vietnam and China are rapidly emerging, Britain is demerging: becoming a low trust, low wage, low productivity, low tech economy, with middling living standards, higher levels of political instability and social unrest, poor and patchy public services and infrastructure, regular fiscal crises, and institutions that increasingly look unfit for 21st Century governance. There's bound to be loads of data on this. Investors would no doubt lap up a research note that looked at the investment connotations of this switch. Where can money be made in a Deëmerging Economy? Low value-add manufacturing? Resource extraction? Foreign companies willing to offer technology transfer? Startups that might be bought by foreign companies that can provide them with capital? The one or two world class industries left, they will undoubtedly gain outsized prestige and influence? Private services that allow the dwindling numbers of middle class to escape the horrors of public healthcare and education? @philippilk @John_Mills_JML
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They could, instead, pass a single policy that makes peoples’ lives better
🚨 NEW: An "attack team" has been created inside No 10, led by Morgan McSweeney, with the sole purpose of targeting Reform UK [@spectator]
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Should start actually listing shows I've seen because a.) I'll forget b.) Always nice to give artists the ego boost innit c.) Twitter is so dead rn but maybe the 8 or 9 people still aboard this sinking ship will see this thread & buy tickets (gambling w/ long odds on this one)
Reluctantly on here again to ask for #EdFringe recs! I'm there Aug 1st-16th, gimme: -new writing -bisexuality -gritty drama -musicals -standup -jazz+country🎵(no, really) also if you did a show @edfringe in 2023 & are back this year hmu! Would love to see what you're up to now
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47. ONE NIGHT STAND BABY (Thor Stenhaug). Exactly what it says on the tin - tales from the peculiar life of the child of two strangers who once hooked up. Thor's charm is instantly infectious - he was incredibly fun to watch & had the room in stitches. Great stuff.
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48. WD40 (Mark Thomas). Tickets to see his shows are like gold dust & it's not hard to see why. He's inimitable (as more energy in his little finger than most do in their whole bodies)& delightfully savage about a whole range of topics. Would pay through the nose for more of this
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You can do a masters and abuse substances at the same time. Ask me how I know
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This is why UK productivity is so low. Absolutely pathetic outcome.
6% of Britons say they have a nemesis
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The bad news: we’ve shuttered the history, literature, music, and philosophy departments. The good news: we now have extra budget for our AI Prompts degree
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