
i got the actor @michaelsheen's name tattooed on my bum-cheek for charity. Yes, really.
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Hold up folks, 2020 isn't completely shit: I discovered the absolute best t-shirt in existence. You're welcome.
Patrick Stewart regularly highlighting his close friendship with Ian McKellen in ways that said "fuck you" to homophobes is honestly something we need more cis het men to do.
Never post here any more but for the 3 people still on here who might like to know: I got married to the best person ever last month.
We had a tiny personal ceremony and then fucked off to a treehouse in the middle of nowhere for 5 days. So that's nice, isn't it.

ALT Ellie, a white cisgender woman with blonde hair, looks beautiful in a lace tshirt cut white wedding dress. Oscar, a white trans man with a short brown beard, short brown hair and glasses is wearing a three piece dark green suit with a burgundy tie. They are both looking lovingly into one another's eyes sat on a camo green sofa against a wooden planked wall of a treehouse.
Oscaaargh retweeted
For Transgender Day of Visibility, a reminder: Trans and nonbinary people are essential parts of our communities. #transgenderdayofvisibility
Periodic reminder of two things:
1. Some people are trans, get over it.
2. I don't really use this bin of an app any more, I'm over on the other app (the one that rhymes with Moo-Pie) posting my usual jokes, cat pics, general nonsense.
Popping back on this hellhole to say this is a great little place to visit and well worth your support - if you can't do it financially then give them a repost.
The Vagina Museum is just one month away from closing. Forever. A perfect storm of circumstances means that we may have to close our doors permanently and cease all digital activities. But we're not going to go down without a fight. Save the Vagina Museum. gofundme.com/f/btscc2
Just heard from my mum that my wonderful grandma died peacefully this morning, she was 86 and had the most wonderful love of learning new things.
It was a privilege to have been her grandson. Yellow roses were her fave - I will always think of her when I see them.
Woke up this morning with this guy on my mind and thought "I simply must cross stitch him" and so, hours later, here he is in all his evil glory.
Proper laughing at these quotation marks here from the MailOnline.
Can't even leave your cocaine in your passport any more these days when you're British, because of woke no doubt.
Maybe niche but something that amuses me when listening to Northern Soul is that lots of the male artists have average Joe names.
I've just listened to Jeff Perry, Bill Harris and Shane Martin respectively.
That sounds like three blokes who work for a scaffolding company, no?
They should carry on with Masterchef but replace Greg Wallace with the version of him from Horrible Histories.
Happy Anniversary of that time Dave Davies of The Kinks posted his thoughts about pubic hair on twitter to all who celebrate.
Booked a day of annual leave to do some cool things (tattoo, meeting some friends, off to a gig) and it's only now I've left the house I realise I've accidentally dressed a bit like some sort of off duty military personnel?
Entirely accidental, it's all skate stuff lol
It do be me bday.
One of my mate's kiddos has drawn me this wonderful representation of Maisie, complete with a declaration of her love for cheese and biscuits 😭❤️
I love a woke filling, preferably from your dad...
Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings trib.al/hpFj5Wi





















