@TokyoDilf

Writing a book about finding love in hell

 Chicago, IL
Joined July 2016
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this is very obviously a bit. please stop asking if this is real unless that is also a bit.
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Mr. Meat Scraps@ReallyLoudFart6h
I consider this a personal endorsement for my bid at political office in 2030
FactPost
@factpostnews13h
Trump: I love the meat! Ahhhh! I love it, look! *gestures*
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but you can never leave
octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman13h
You can jack off in the bathrooms at Taco Bell
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Temu Joan Didion 🍉
@temujoandidion5h
Heavy is the head that wears the crown
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Kevin, Kyle, Kenneth, Kurt, and Keith for My Basement Holiday campaign
Complex Style
@ComplexStyle17h
Kim, Kylie, Kendall, Kourtney, and Khloe for Skims' Holiday campaign
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Grace
@gracecamille_9h
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG FRESHMAN FRESHMAN DO SOMETHING CRAZY DO SOMETHING CRAZY KEG STAND KEG STAND
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Laura Marston@Kidfears99Oct 26
TMZ
@TMZOct 26
Chrishell Stause announces split from G Flip after 4 years 💔 tmz.com/2026/10/26/chrishell…
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My understanding of modern dating is that no one is attractive enough for anyone, doing literally anything is an ick, and the entire species is out of its own league.
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philosophy memes 🔗
@philosophymeme016h
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Met*lcore Cl*wnboy@metalblakedownsOct 27
Girl, the dick can’t be that good
Met*lcore Cl*wnboy@metalblakedownsOct 27
now watching: never seen a Hellraiser movie in my life
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Hamon Beat@HamonBeatOct 27
Everyone acts like moronic Christian losers now lmao
a i s@flirtrusselllOct 19
the bad reviews for THE DEVILS are fucking hilarious
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one cat one car@macheezayOct 27
at first i was struck by his eloquence, then by his vulnerability and candor.
patty bibi@pattybibi88Oct 25
Hes got a couple good points tbh
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I never thought a new song by Dead Man’s Bones would ever come out. The last album came out 17 years ago. Better late than never Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The Night (Official Video) youtu.be/j7K6FC_psGc?is=semY…

Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The Night (Official Video)

Dead Man's Bones – Lost In The NightListen Here: https://deadmansb...

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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Marxist Lynchist@who_is_sumiOct 26
Oddly trump-style thing to say. Very presidential..
Dr Charlie Ward™@realdrcharliewaOct 25
TMZ: “Are we going to have a female president first or a g*y president?” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY): “Well, we don’t know if we’ve already had a g*y president. I think there’s chances maybe we have but I don’t know.”
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My Halloween costume for the work party is The Pricemaster
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i’m self employed and work alone
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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 26
John Mahoney had such a warmth to him that it was impossible not to root for Martin against his two egghead sons
campbell g@rodeomanOct 26
Martin is so joyful and Frasier is so cruel
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Berwyn Choobs
@sabatonfan69Oct 26
Average democratic candidate messaging
Liste@endlisteOct 26
Just a bit of a warning to any bullies out there: I'm a gay nerd
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goma
@soigomaaOct 25
Then the banks made laws so it has to be sold at "market price" so families and communities can't do this anymore.
TVP
@TheveripostOct 25
A penny auction at a foreclosed farm in the 1930s. During the Great Depression, neighbors would show up, hang nooses to warn off outside bidders, buy the farm back for a few cents, and return it to the family who lost it.
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