americans be like "i don't have a passport"

american churches aka cults are spreading like wildfire here in germany, i’ve never had that many *young* people try to tell me about jesus they don’t even introduce their group with “kirche”, the german term for church, they say it in english

Catholics don’t understand what the scandal was or why people are upset

3-4 times a year? That’s gotta be incorrect, right? There’s no way that’s true.

cleaned out my makeup drawer because a lot of my makeup had expired. sadly had to throw away one of my beloved morphe palettes (1st pic) that had an insane colour range. went to look for something similar and legit what happened to colour?? i cant find ONE??

I guess I'm right on the Millennial/Gen Z cusp because I probably wouldn't bring a big drink to a job interview but I also cannot fathom why that should be in any way disqualifying

just saw a video where a Zoomer said Millennials need to retire so they can climb the corporate ladder and get our jobs. sir i would love to retire but i am 35 years old.

Brexit supporter on TV, "We used to spend all winter in Spain but now the new Brussels rules stop us from doing that. They are using the 90 day laws to punish us because we voted to leave. Those laws are for foreigners not expats like us"

This and what Yuko had told me is that our WoL's genuinely so stupid and can't seem to remember that leviathan only had one head LOL

It's weird seeing American cigarette packs, like, where's the gore on the box?

One of the biggest tells and American has written a fic (besides spelling) is when they move it to the bedroom and suddenly they’re “kicking off their shoes” beside the bed, like, they’ve had their shoes ON in the HOUSE this whole time?! No thank you choosing to ignore that

twitter europeans genuinely live on a different planet you have all got to be lying when you talk about taking hour long walks to run errands. What a waste of resources put towards public transit if you are walking more than 30 minutes

I love every time I see a new person get to this scene. It kinda highlights Ishikawa's tendency to sort of poke and prod at the player and create memorable character interactions. People will meme on the idea of a game reaching through the screen and talking to the player but reading this when it was current and everything that was going on in 2021 simultaneously resulted in this being a legit sort of breakdown for me at the time. I was like "Well...has it?" Venat has like zero padded screentime, every single line establishes why she is the way she is and almost every conversation is a memorable scene in the game on the level of the DRK quests for me.

it does kill me that fanfic discourse has led to ppl saying bizarre things about hobbies in general. "other hobbies don't let you stay mediocre" ...yes they do? if i wanted to spend the rest of my life just doing medium-difficulty kits, there's nothing preventing me

Guys... Come on.. The sprout icon isn't going to save your butt forever.. 😭

Odysseus is better than me because if I recently got married to a rich hot princess and we just had a baby, only for you to show up at my door trying to get me to fight in your war because your wife left you for a twink and try to murder my son when i refuse, i'd kill all of you.