@Slingebinge

i respond to rage bait. Lawyer (allegedly) Pluviophile. lover of crypto (since 2016 yes im flexing).

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Joined November 2015
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WPL
@WomenPostingLsSep 28
Like every problem in this country, even the Pokemon scalping situation is immediately fixed by mass deportations
ScalpersInTheWild
@ScalpersDaWildSep 28
“the KiDS CaNT PaY for PoKEmON So OfCoURse ItS JuST AdULTs” Yes… yes you are right. The family event was in fact nothing but adults… and I’m sure every one of these guys are taking the crafts and cards back to their kids right? RIGHT? @RattlePokemon @pok_re92689 @PeakHobby @Poke_Holics_ @THEPOKEPLATEAU @Kennyboulder
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"Embrace world peace, not because we are enlightened, but because war has become too gay"
David Sun
@arcticinstinctsAug 28
War has been slowly losing all its machoness and glory since the invention of dishonorable projectile weapons, now in the drone era its just a bugman video game x industrial complex ordeal Embrace world peace, not because we are enlightened, but because war has become too gay
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worst part about talking to women is when they try to put you onto kpop and they're like yeah this guy is the rapper of the group shit's kinda fire and then you listen to the nigga and you wanna blow your brains out
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Phones have created this weird expectation with regards to dating. Ive never met anyone I want to talk to all day long. Leave me alone ill talk to you when I feel like it. What did women do before this? When men went off to war? Its like im the dopamine fix when theyre bored
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Forward. No mercy, no surrender.
The Pets 𝕏
@ThePetsXMar 12
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The way he tells stories is perfection.😭😭
Miles@mtvsthewrld_Feb 11
That Former CIA agent doing them storytimes been having me dead all day bruh😭😭😭😭
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kitten i dishonor you with my bmi . they will stare at us in Japan
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If China had something like this, there’d be some account on here saying they’re 3000+ years ahead of us.
Johnny
@j00ny369T10 Aug 2025
Just observing👀
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People with constant stomach issues usually are bad people that did something to deserve it
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He blends right in I can't
͏ Posting Clips
@PostinClips3 Jul 2025
I miss them so much
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Slinge retweeted
wanye
@xwanyex29 Jun 2025
Progressivism is the position that social and economic strategies so obvious that they’re practiced by *birds* won’t ever occur to human beings
Jonatan Pallesen
@jonatanpallesen29 Jun 2025
Two thirds of Iraqis in Denmark going on early retirement:
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how it feels to say "some would argue" when i'm the some who would argue
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Weed smells worse than cigarettes.
Dereck@UTDDereck24 Mar 2025
Smelling weed vs smelling cigarettes
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Vitalik’s communism endorsement is 100x funnier now.
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Would someone from $tel community explain to me why it being an erc-20 token isn’t a huge problem? Super normie question but gas fees and slow txs are a problem no?
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Ty
@200ema12 Feb 2025
1,200 viewers talking about the main CT scammers.. TLDR; Your attention is currency. You keep giving it to scammers. You are the problem with this space. Not them. xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1ypJdZRMe…
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People are realizing that the longer they stay in, the more likely some KOL will dump on them. It’s not that the space sucks all of a sudden, it’s that people are learning. Soon, pump fun will be over (like NFTs), people won’t be stupid enough to be exit liquidity anymore
Marcell
@MarcellxMarcell12 Feb 2025
imagine getting a narrative that was talked about by EVERY SINGLE MAJOR social media platform and solana jeets do this to it… you guys deserve the whole chain to shut down.
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