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SlurmW

@SlurmW

If i wanted to be a special Ed teacher,i would have gone to college

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Joined June 2019
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Great line for a action movie "you better get that thing under control, unless you want it to be treated equal" (Sub zero MK11 voice)
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WHAT did you say PUNK
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That time Sugar got stuck in the top of a kitty litter box while visiting a friend
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Happy 14 years and 2 months sober. @themac721
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Happy Veterans Day. Thank you @TowerninjaX
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Happy Veterans Day. Thank you veterans
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Thank you to all the brave men and women who have protected our country! #VeteransDay
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ATTEN-HUT, AMERICA! 🇺🇸 Today, we stand at attention and salute the brave men and women who have worn the uniform and defended our great nation! To every veteran out there, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE! 🫡 #VeteransDay2026
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To our veterans, who have served and continue to serve our country today and every day 🇺🇸
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Tim Tebow
@TimTebowNov 11
Today we honor the men and women who chose to serve our country. Thank you for your courage and your sacrifice. Praying God’s strength and peace over every veteran and their family.
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Veterans Day is more than just a date on the calendar; it is a moment to pause, reflect, and express our profound gratitude to those who placed country above self. Thank you to all served and continue to serve. #VeteransDay #ThankYouVeterans #HonorAndRemember
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What a great game @Tim_Kitzrow
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@BBGreatMomentsNov 9
Batters catching fire, collisions at the plate and a brawl on the mound. MLB The Show could stand to steal a few of these 🔥
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“DONT BE A HERO” the brand new album by HOODIE HILLTOP will be available NOV.27TH 2026 (ARTWORK + TRACKLIST)
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. @Snukkems_Art stated that 'cream cheese is the cheese of the people' a while ago, that shit stuck with me, I literally think of it a few times a week.
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STD I forgot about this @iamdranged youtube.com/shorts/-NlwquK52…
cock and balls ft slurmw

cock and balls ft slurmw

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I reached a new milestone: 2 Years (Alcohol) 💪🏻 💪🏻 #IAmSober #SoberGang #SoberLiving #SoberLife #SoberAsFuck
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This is the first I'm hearing about this. Me on a song? Are you trying to commit suicide?
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Forever lost 3 might have a song called cockandballs ft @SlurmW
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I hope some people can see this and it brightens their day! If it gets one smile my hours of work are worth it!
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PeraSyte@PeraSyteNov 7
Of all the things @TheSimpsons have predicted.... the @AtlantaFalcons winning The Super Bowl HAS to happen soon... right?!?
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Turns out the retards calling everyone fascists were the fascists all along.
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