Okay…as promised!!

It’s been a minute! 😈

I’ve decided to become driven by my insecurities!! 💪🏻💕

When you can be your total crazy self with your total crazy friend!

Taking @SmutLisa out for belated cocktails and dinner! What should she drink tonight?

We’ve been having some warm weather…time to “bust out” the dinosaur pjs! (See what I did there) 😜🦖🦕

When the Dalai Lama is caught on camera asking a little boy to suck his tongue…I’m officially speechless!! (Well what I want to say would probably have me banned from everything)!! What a piece of shit!!

When 3 or more women get together to discuss men we become the emotional…..

As I explained to @SmutTerry and @SmutLisa , The only cure for being drunk….more titties!

Serious question, why do women hate the word cunt (those of you that do)?

Fun fact…I am a huge fan of @WWE (formerly WWF) and I loved the “good guy”. When I get action figures like this…#jyd (RIP Sylvester Ritter 🙏🏻) it makes my day!! #nerd

When you love your haters!! ❤️🖕🏻

And I’m smart! 🤪

Why the effin eff is there a tampon filter??! Has @Snapchat run out of ideas already?

Watching @TheMenuFilm. Combines my love of food and terror! Probably one of my new favourites!! 🔪. #foodtodiefor

I got new nail polish in my stocking!! 😜

A perfect gift from one of my fav and very underrated characters from @nbcsnl Dooneese and I will sleep great together!!

I have to go somewhere I don’t want to, to see someone I don’t want to, but I’m going for someone I love, I wear my fav socks! 😜

Guess she can’t be friends with a sarcastic immature woman over 30 like me!! ☹️🤣

If a guy needs to lick his fingers and rub it before he puts it in…then he ain’t doing his job to begin with!!