Writer. Former (and possibly future) podcast producer. International man of mystery. Made you look.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2018
Alright, trying Bluesky again. Find me over there if you like.
If you want to find me over at the other place.
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"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "post-porn", "ska-porn", and "anarcho-porn", among others
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Why are the teen years, where he’d be jerkin’ it all the time, rated so highly? Gross. I’m looking at you, S16, E16.
Maintenant que j’ai vu le film, je comprends cette image mdrrr
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Stop using AI you fucking morons
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What’s everyone up to tonight?
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Bring back hysteria. Cocaine and vibrators for all.
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You Can See Everything. Absolutely worth seeing in the theater.
What is the last movie you rated 5 stars?
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shouout boobs. huge fan
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Today is National Nut Day.
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Playing hooky from work to go to the movies this afternoon.
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Canada is mourning today…. Mourning the fallen heroes 🍁
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If you are in Edmonton, Red Deer or Calgary and are able to donate blood, please seriously consider it. Hospitals in Edmonton and Wainwright are overwhelmed and will need all of the blood they can get.
If you have served at Wainwright or live near the base, what is the most useful thing the rest of us can do tonight and tomorrow?
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The Canadian flag will fly at half-mast on federal buildings across Canada. All Canadians stand with the service members at CFB Wainwright, their families, and their community.
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0. Donut holes are very narrow.
If ur dick is big how many donuts can u stack on it ?
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Sorry, I’m busy tonight. I’ve got a porn thing with @SmutLisa
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When i was a kid, I thought everyone would love knowing about new stuff just as much as i did. They do not. Then I moved on to thinking that they just hated when I had things to say. Now I know that people just need the comfort of avoiding their own ignorance
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You know what would be better than a flying car? A car that punched nazis in the genitals, that's what.
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Men will really spend their entire adult lives being bitter, emotionally stunted little trolls on the internet instead of going to therapy.
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