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Joined March 2011
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Dear Republicans, please stop tweeting about how shocking the crime you’re supposed to be stopping is. STOP TWEETING AND START ACTING.
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You are the vice president of the United States not a passive observer. If you don't rain hell on these scumbag politicians in Minnesota you can kiss 2028 goodbye. No more commentary. No more woe is me. Get to fkn work. Fire Kash and Bondi immediately if they refuse. Go.
This dude has done far more useful journalism than any of the winners of the 2024 @pulitzercenter prizes.
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Candace is being smeared as an 'anti-Semite' because that is the shallow way to get people to shut up and obey. Did you know Candace dropped everything to fly 18 hours through a miserable connection in Europe to get to the embassy opening in Jerusalem? We went to the embassy opening and then toured the Holy Land, an experience we will never forget. We prayed at the Western Wall, saw where Jesus was arrested and rose from the dead. We saw where our Lord and Savior healed the sick. Candace is a patriot, and she is effective. She calls out BS wherever she sees it. The Daily Wire is lucky to have her, and I genuinely hope they're able to resolve whatever issues are between them and focus on moving ahead with a unified front. Keep going, Candace.
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There is no actual malice here, criticizing American politicians is our birth right especially as podcasters, the level of indignation often reflects the magnitude of guilt, and Dan Crenshaw is once again behaving like a massive faggott.
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The Charlie Kirk show should 100% be hosts flipping out on how sloppy this investigation is and asking every question in the world to find out what the HELL happened, and not giggling and being excited about fun new announcements at Turning Point! This feels like the Truman Show.
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Is this True?
🚨 Max Blumenthal just told Tim Dillon that Donald Trump fears for his life — specifically because of Israel, and that during one of Netanyahu's visits this year, Secret Service discovered "electronic devices" in their emergency response vehicles placed by Israeli agents.
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Mrs. Erika Kirk Addresses The Nation After Her Husband’s Assassination @TPUSA @MrsErikaKirk
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🚨#BREAKING: Listen as Tucker Carlson says Epstein was working on behalf of Israel and Israel was committing crimes on American soil.
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If you don't think the American regime is the Great Satan, you aren't right-wing enough
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I told you so.
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I'm now being told it's "incredibly MAGA" to be agreeing with: Nikki Haley Mike Pence Lindsey Graham Meghan McCain Mark Levine David French What an interesting timeline.
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Remember when neocons told you to do your patriotic duty and roll up your sleeves for the Covid vaccine because it would TOTALLY keep you safe, and us conspiracy theorists said don’t do that? Yeah— it’s about that time again. Except this time they’re selling war and no it’s not going to keep you safe. So please don’t be retarded.
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Trust the plan guys, he’s saving Israel for last. It’s 65D chess. Just have faith!!
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The people who want regime change, boots on the ground war are next to Trump every day. Donors meeting with him. Anyone telling you “now is not the time to question” Trump are wolves in sheep clothing. They want to lead you to slaughter.
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What happened to America first? Cost of living, staggering wages, inflation. How does spending 100s of millions to bomb the desert people help the average America? Regime change? I didnt vote for my tax dollars to defend Israel. I voted for my tax dollars to help Americans.
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Laura used to be against bombing Iran What changed? @LauraLoomer
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Wrap and drive: secure the waist, tuck the head, and power through the legs. No flag on the play.
Not all heroes wear capes…
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Fuck Dave Portnoy
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ATTENTION: After almost 2 years I will no longer be on @Gutfeldfox TV show. Sadly, they have gone full woke and kicked me off for a reason that is beyond hard to believe. What was my woke crime? I asked an employee out for coffee. Yes, that is why I’m off the show. I have proof of all this and am seeking legal counsel for defamation because this is absolutely insane. It is not illegal or against any rules at Fox to ask a grown adult for coffee, but in the woke mind virus world, any advance by a man is labeled as some kind of toxic masculinity. This is why men have stopped approaching women in real life (off dating apps) because being chivalrous and doing what men have done forever (showing interest in women by offering to take them on a date) is now turned into a crime. It’s beyond tragic to see men hide away in fear. I, for one, will not allow it to happen to me. After being canceled, I have reached out to people at the TV show for months and they have completely ghosted me. I have gained hundreds of thousands of new fans from Gutfeld and I can no longer handle the amount of messages or in person questions about why the hell I have disappeared. I told the show out of respect for the fans I need to post about it so they know, and can we please have a conversation before I do so? Still, they will not respond or have a single conversation about it. I’ve been a very hard working and dedicated guest and you all deserve to know what the show you are watching is really like. They claim to hate wokeness but it is all empty words. They won’t back it up even for one of their top recurring guests. I have been on for nearly 2 years without being paid a dime. They pay the rotating guests ZERO even though we work our asses off and to prep for an episode we work just as hard as Greg and the 2 regular guests who all get paid. You are treated like an intern not like a professional guest. We all travel, give up work to be there and write our own material. Not to mention, they will throw you under the bus and take the side of a woke, indoctrinated radical feminist instead of their loyal guests. As Greg likes to ask me every show, “Tyler, what would TRUMP say about this?” Well, he would say…. “Everything woke goes to shit. That show had a lot of potential, but with no spine or balls to back up the things they make fun of, it will likely wither away over time. The ratings will drop just like CNN and it will fail. SAD!!” The only way to see me now is on my comedy tour so please sign my mailing list at tylerfischer.com to know when I’m in a city near you.  I am beyond grateful that I get to meet so many of you from this show and you really have become like family. Thank you for watching and laughing! Best comedy fans in the WORLD!!
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I ordered 12 Optimus robots to give to my fans over the next 12 days… retweet to be entered.
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