ALT a light brown italian greyhound with a white patch on the tip of her snoot is standing on a concrete deck with a few inches of snow in the foreground. she’s wearing many layers of warm clothing: a multicolored pastel sweatshirt with one blue and one green sleeve, both cuffed; a pink harness; and a dark fluffy overcoat layer. she also has on bright pink booties and just the most insulted “what the heck” look on her face. she demands an explanation and additional warmth, and not necessarily in that order.

ALT a brown dachshund is a loaf on a cream-colored sofa. none of his legs or paws are visible. he appears to be biting the corner of his lip, perhaps nervous that he's misplaced all four legs at once.