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Guest: “Excuse me, why is there another $350 charge on my hotel bill? I already paid $1,200 for my three-night stay.”
Hotel Manager: “That’s the damage deposit, sir. It covers any damages or additional expenses during your stay.”
Guest: “I understand deposits. But your website said $150, and I haven’t damaged anything.”
Manager: “Our system automatically applies additional charges when necessary.”
Guest: “Additional charges for what? I haven’t ordered room service, broken anything, or used the minibar.”
The manager checked his computer.
Manager: “The housekeeping report indicates that your room required special cleaning.”
Guest: “Special cleaning? I’ve been traveling for work all day. The bed is made, the towels are folded, and the trash is in the bin.”
Manager: “There are photographs attached to the report.”
Guest: “Then show me.”
The manager turned his screen around. The photographs showed a stained bedsheet and a broken lamp.
Guest: “That isn’t my room.”
Manager: “The report is attached to your reservation.”…
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It's always the low quality videos 🤣🤣🤣
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When I asked my company for a $5,000 salary increase, HR laughed at me.
The HR manager looked at me and said, “You should be grateful you even have a job. There are hundreds of people outside who would gladly take your position.”
I didn’t argue. I simply returned to my desk and continued working.
Six months later, the company lost one of its biggest clients because nobody could handle the project I had been managing.
Suddenly, the same HR manager called me into a meeting.
The CEO was there, too.
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Woman reaction after her man hugged another woman.
He looked at her immediately scared to d3ath 😂.
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“I’m not accepting your rent,” the landlord told his tenant.
The tenant, Daniel, stared at him. “Sir, you said I had until Friday. Today is Thursday.”
“I know what I said. I’m telling you not to pay.”
Daniel had lived in the apartment for three years. He had never missed a payment, never fought with the neighbors, and had even paid for repairs when the landlord was unavailable.
“Did I do something wrong?” he asked.
The landlord looked uncomfortable. “My daughter is getting married. I need this apartment for her and her husband.”
“You want me to leave?”
“I’ll give you back your deposit. Find somewhere else.”
Daniel reminded him that finding another apartment required time and money. The landlord offered him an extra $200 to move out within two weeks.
Daniel accepted the money but asked for one thing: a written agreement confirming his departure date.
The landlord laughed. “You think I’m going to cheat you?”
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The timeline deserves to see more of @mariedeemelons 😮💨🔥
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You can only listen to three artistes for the rest of your life.
Which ones are you picking??
