28 | ♈️ | 👬🏻 @BoyToyAaron | i might be dumb, but i’m not stupid

Houston, TX
Joined October 2012
this week’s tummy tuesday special comes with a side of thighs and jock, brought to you by leg day
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i think we should revisit this bc my man truly has an insane ass 🥴🫠
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“Well Generative AI is here now so we might as well-..” WE HAD LIVES BEFORE GENERATIVE AI. COOL THINGS WERE MADE WITHOUT GENERATIVE AI FOR DECADES
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every time this comes across my TL i immediately stop what i’m doing and watch it all the way through. this has happened at least 6 times today alone.
SNL UK doing a Nollywood version of Wicked with Cynthia Erivo is the funniest thing they’ve done sorry
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total skill issue, i made the handsomest men in all the land 😁
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cooper retweeted
Lazy Sunday
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what better time to get a new jock than during jocktober?
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how i feel trying not to tell everyone who’s pissing me off to kill themselves
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cooper retweeted
i'm stupid drunk....hello!
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I love Spider-Man but it's still clearly Batman. You can go deep into his list and go to the 14th to 20th spot and you'll still have villains like Mad Hatter, Hugo Strange, Black Mask, Man-Bat, Deadshot, Zsasz and Hush. That's how deep his rogues gallery is
I’ve been having an internal debate for years over whether Batman or Spider-Man has the better villains.
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supergirl killing pedos
starts with S and everyone loves it??
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i’m drunk and i can’t stop thinking about how good Clayface was, if y’all are my #real oomfs you’ll go see it!!
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The DCU just dropped Lanterns and Clayface back to back and there’s no conversation of us being so back? We’ve descended into madness
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We're closing in on two decades and for some reason no other scifi game since then has multiple civilized alien races to interact with like mass effect
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‘CLAYFACE’ debuts on CinemaScore with an A- Very rare score for an R-rated film. Read our review: bit.ly/ClayDF
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Just finished watching Clayface…..
Ight yall about to watch Clayface
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honestly so deserved, this movie was so damn good!!
'CLAYFACE' molds an A- CinemaScore 🫠 On par with 'SUPERMAN' and 'THE BATMAN'!
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I have “I was thrown go the wolves” autism & i usually clash with “My family got me treatment and safety nets” autism because they think im not autistic cus i can dress
do you ever start talking to someone and realize you have noticeably incompatible autisms
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I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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The same hype yall give talarico, yall need to give to Gina. Abbott is behind every problem that Texans face and I’m tired of him being in control.
We are three days into early voting and I need you to be all in. Take your family, friends, and neighbors to the polls and let’s do this, Texas!
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liking someone’s post when they won’t follow you back
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