The dude from those movies you used to watch. Two time New York Times Best Selling author. Host of Drinkin’ Bros Podcast and Ross Patterson Revolution Podcast.

Wherever booze is served...
Joined August 2011
Greatest kick of my life😂😂
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Minnesota is gone now. Michigan is next. Texas isn't far behind.
All Hell Broke Loose at a USPS inside a Mosque in Minnesota. @MNFraudFinder
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The sickening stories keeping coming in…😢😢😢 SHAME ON YOU, @StubHub. Imagine being a kid, a HUGE @Brewers fan, and finding out you’re going to see your team play in the WORLD SERIES! ⚾️💙💛 The excitement. The anticipation. The memories you’re already imagining making. Now imagine having that excitement ripped away because a company sold your 3 tickets that you bought, that they apparently can’t deliver. That’s exactly what we’re dealing with right now. We purchased THREE tickets to the Milwaukee Brewers World Series for Game 1 last Tuesday(13th) through StubHub. We selected our section, our row, paid for our tickets, and received our order confirmation. Everything was supposed to be set. Then suddenly, StubHub tells us they’re “searching for replacement options” because they can’t provide the tickets we purchased. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! How does a company accept someone’s hard earned money, confirm a purchase, and then turn around and say they can’t fulfill it?! And their solution? We can request a refund while they continue looking for tickets. THIS ISN’T ABOUT THE MONEY. It’s about the experience. It’s about the memories. It’s about the excitement of a kid, his dad, and grandpa, who thought they were going to watch their favorite baseball team play on the biggest stage in baseball. Look at the first picture. That’s the disappointment you’re creating, StubHub. A refund doesn’t replace that moment. And here’s what really bothers me… StubHub advertises a “FanProtect Guarantee” and tells customers their orders are “100% guaranteed.” Guaranteed WHAT, exactly?! Because from where we’re sitting, that guarantee doesn’t feel worth much when you can’t deliver the tickets you sold us. We did everything right. We purchased through a major ticket marketplace. We trusted the confirmation. We trusted the guarantee. Now it’s time for StubHub to make it right. We aren’t asking for anything extra. We want the three tickets we paid for, or comparable or better seats together, at no additional cost. Stubhub…DO BETTER. Please SHARE this. Not just for us, but for every fan who has trusted a ticket company with an experience that means so much more than the price of admission. ℹ️Brandon Barker
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I think Callum Turner will be the next James Bond and his wife Dua Lipa will sing the next Bond theme song. Package deal.
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Nothing to see here. Just mostly peaceful French kids who want more school books
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It’s time for France to overthrow its government and start anew.
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France should be the last warning we need in America. Get these fucking people out now.
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Craziest Parlay I’ve ever hit. I’m on a generational run @MyBookie.👊
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Today is perfect evidence why we don’t need a 24 team CFP. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Seth Myers fucking sucks. Comedically, he’s pissed all over the profession for years, yet people are calling out Shane Gillis? Christ🤦‍♂️
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Some people will say this is fake.
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GOP candidate for Senate Justin Murphy's response to a question about Iran. Booker almost wet his pants.
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😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨Cam Little walk off 57 yard game winner into the Jude Bellingham celebration in London Filthy.
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Today's horror movie of the day is Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves (2015) "Another masterpiece by St. James St. James, this film explores the true story that government didn't want you to know about how Helen Keller really lost her eyesight and hearing."  Available on Tubi! (1/2)
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And there it is. Evidence is growing stronger by the day that my sources were correct and Talarico was in a mental health facility.
What are the chances that a private plane took off from Austin and flew to tiny Hamilton airport in Ohio which is 20 mins from the Lindner Center, a private inpatient mental health treatment facility, and then turned around and flew back to Austin landing yesterday morning at 10:24am right before James Talarico magically reappears at the Austin City Limits music festival that afternoon? Lindner Center also happens to be the same facility that Talarico’s good friend and Harris County Judge Lina Hidalgo spent 7 weeks in when she had a mental breakdown 3 years ago… So many coincidences!
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Off-duty NYPD Detective Jose Mercedes was clearing out his trunk in the Bronx Friday afternoon when two guys tried to rob him. They stabbed him seven times. He lived. Got out of the hospital Monday. The two they just pulled out of a basement in Massachusetts are D’Angelo Caraballo and Sneider Mejia. Both from the Dominican Republic. Both here illegally. Both let in under Biden. Both already had records in New York. DHS said sanctuary politicians refused to hand them to ICE, so they got released. Then they stabbed a cop. Democrats in New York did this. Mamdani and Hochul won’t work with ICE, and a detective paid for it in blood. Back the badge. Deport them.
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Great season for the Braves. You guys were only $1.4 Billion dollars short of the NLCS. Congrats to the Dodgers who just signed hologram Nolan Ryan for $500M to add to your postseason bullpen.
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Dear Canada, America doesn’t give a fuck about you. We actually never think about you unless Drake gets bodied by American rappers, there’s a gold medal to win in hockey, or you guys have family members forced by your own government to be euthanized. Cheers🇺🇸
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CNN in Iran: “They’re just chanting death to America, but they seem friendly at the same time.”
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Bad news for the good people of Minnesota. Somebody is going to have to catch a beating today and it just happens to be you guys
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Minnesota didn’t take a beating today. Minnesota beat Michigan 20-14. espn.com/college-footba…
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This field goal looked good. Why not review this???
WATCH: PITT SURVIVES AFTER A VIRGINIA TECH MISSED FIELD GOAL TO STAY UNDEFEATED (via ESPN)
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