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Defense attorney, mom, and aficionado of sarcasm. I rarely check my DMs, so don’t expect a response.

California, USA
Joined October 2014
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Aside from being correct regarding voters and land mass, I like the video.
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So glad she didn’t win. She’s trashy.
El año pasado, la diputada Lauren Boebert fue a una fiesta vestida de "mexicana", mientras su novio iba de agente de ICE. Se burló, además, de cómo los hispanos hablan inglés con un letrero que decía "juicy" en lugar de "You see". Breaking: Boebert acaba de PERDER SU ESCAÑO.
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Omfg the Gatorade took me out! ☠️
When you can't talk politics at work 😂😂
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😱 Kids turn a giant python into a playground slide In Indonesia, children turned an enormous snake into their own amusement park ride — sliding down its body, sitting on top of it, and running around it. All while adults calmly stood nearby, filming with their phones. Judging by the footage, it's a reticulated python — one of the largest and most dangerous snakes in the world. It's not venomous, but it can constrict and even swallow an adult human. The scariest part of this video isn't even the giant snake — it's that nobody around seems remotely concerned.
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At the current rate at which Russia's economy is collapsing, the Trump family is never even going to get all that Russian cash they've worked on for so long.
Russian analysts warn of looming mass bankruptcies in Russia's road contruction sector, as sales of road construction equipment falls another -25%. Sales are now down -70% since 2024. 2024 -15% 2025 -28% 2026 -25% (Jan-Oct YoY)
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Data center subsidies ballooned to insane amounts this year. The data center tax exemptions include $2.5 billion in Georgia and $1.3 billion in Texas for FY2026, and nearly $2 billion in Virginia for FY2025. A lot of these data center tax exemptions are costing state budgets 10 to 20 times more in revenue than initially projected. This forgone tax revenue is a textbook example of shameless corporate welfare. These billions of dollars could be funding American schools, housing, healthcare, transit, etc. Not to mention the fact that data centers draw massive amounts of electricity and water, and the cost of these grid upgrades is blatantly being passed down to households and rate-payers through higher monthly utility bills. We're getting robbed blind, America.
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Of all the things not happening, this is not happening the most.
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Wow!
After a banking scandal left 3 million unable to access their money, the people of Paraguay filled the streets, dragged their corrupt politicians out of Congress, and forced the president to resign. Protests, strikes, and revolution are the only way to stop the ruling class and restore power to the people.
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亚马逊创始人贝索斯前两年一口气花了两亿多美元,在佛罗里达州迈阿密的印第安溪岛连买了三栋豪宅。这座占地只有一千八百亩的人工小岛,外号叫亿万富豪地堡,全岛围着高尔夫球场一共只建了 41 栋临水庄园。 普通富人区顶多请物业保安看门,但私人保安在法律上没有执法逮捕权,遇到坐船靠近的狗仔队往往会束手无策。 为了把所有外人彻底挡在视线之外,岛上这四十来户顶级富豪干脆钻了个行政规则的空子,把整座私人小岛向州政府正式注册成了一个合法的独立行政市镇。有了市政府的招牌,富豪们自己每年凑钱交市政税,直接在岛上组建了一支拥有 13 名全职警员的正规武装警察局! 这支警察部队只伺候岛上这 41 户人家,不仅把守着全岛唯一的一座跨海小桥,还配了全天候雷达和武装巡逻快艇,任何外来船只只要靠近岸边几米以内,警察就会立刻开船过来依法驱离。
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Gross. Soooo when’s the “No Kings” march on @SenSchumer’s office? @TheDemocrats @dscc readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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The US is asking users on X, on a Friday night, just hours before an alleged major military operation against Iran’s nuclear facilities, to provide information on the locations of those facilities in exchange for $20 million. Are you kidding me, bud?
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Replying to @YourAnonCentral
Zion sits with an estimated 120 nuclear warheads, but sure we’re concerned about Iran‘s capacity that, checks notes, as per WH “wiped out by precision US/Israeli military strikes June 21–25 2025 (as part of the 12-Day War) targeting key Iranian nuclear facilities.” 🤔
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Reports now from Iranian state news outlets that strikes have again hit Qeshm Island, as Iran continues to strike commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. Like last time’s limited engagement, reported strikes follows Iran’s targeting of a U.S. drone
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#Urgente |🚨EL EFECTO BUKELE: AMERICAN AIRLINES RETOMA VUELOS A HAITÍ TRAS CASI DOS AÑOS American Airlines reanudó sus vuelos directos desde Miami hacia Cap-Haïtien, Haití, después de casi dos años de suspensión debido a los graves problemas de seguridad. La reactivación ocurre mientras el presidente @nayibbukele, mantiene el despliegue de personal salvadoreño en territorio haitiano para localizar y rescatar a los cuatro aerotécnicos emboscados. La misión salvadoreña, anunciada por Bukele como una operación de rescate y no de invasión, ha generado atención internacional. El retorno de los vuelos comerciales representa una nueva señal de reactivación de la conectividad aérea en Haití.
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I don’t find most clap backs to be effective, educational or interesting, but I enjoyed this one.
Damn, that was fire 🔥 he did research for this clap back! Now, what did we learn, Marcus?
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And his followers insist(ed) Trump is a man of the people. He cares about them. Meanwhile…
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Funny how CA gets accused of election fraud when it takes days/weeks to count millions of votes and verify they were lawfully cast. Yet, 🦗 regarding MS and CO, where they are counting thousands of votes still. I’m not complaining about counting the votes. Just the Hypocrisy.
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American voters “are not happy to be in another seemingly endless war,” say the people who repeatedly called for Iran to be bombed as much as possible. motherjones.com/politics/202…
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That’s reassuring. So we manage a blue wave and things will remain the same. Awesome. This is so depressing.
NEW: Meet incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries’ donors: Anduril and Palantir executives, Wall Street investors, crypto lobbyists, and donors funneling contributions through AIPAC. We followed the money behind Hakeem Jeffries. readsludge.com/2026/11/04/th…
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The entire world was rooting for us: all around the world people are in tears over Americans saving their democracy from the authoritarian tyranny of Trump and Republicans.
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