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My first Mother’s Day...I can’t believe it! Thank you for making me a mommy! You are so beautiful and I love you so much! God did good! #blessed
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My mom told me it was my husband’s job to mow the yard. If you know me at all, you know this did not go over well!
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One of the best parts about living in Tennessee....thunder storms! There’s nothing like the sound of thunder rolling through the mountains.
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Husband (@CoreyPresley): which @Disney movie has the best soundtrack?
Me: 🤨🧐
Husband: It’s Tarzan! The answer is Tarzan!
What do you think?
80%Tarzan
20%Lion King
0%Aladdin
0%Other (comment below)
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My baby has me wrapped! She’ll only sleep in my arms or snuggled up with me in bed at night! Both of which I’m fine with, but how can a tiny human have so much power over me!?
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I tried to grate carrots, I sliced my finger open. My SIL is a LPN, this is the text I sent her. She FaceTimed me and the first thing out of her mouth was, “you know they sell bags of grated carrots!” 🙄 I WAS JUST TRYING TO BE A GOOD HOUSE WIFE!
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Stay at home moms and dads who have more than one kid...YOU ARE THE BOMB! And don’t let anyone else tell you different!
This 👇🏽 song comes on the radio. @CoreyPresley and I start singing along, when it gets to the chorus, Corey belts out, “BABBBBYYY LOOOVE, oooo” 🤦🏻♀️😂
#lyricfail
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I’m 💀😂💀! Oh @CLTKnightsHomer I love you so much!! I’m gonna miss ya like crazy! 🤫 Just don’t tell my husband!
So proud of my husband!
🚨 🚨 LIFE CHANGING MOMENT ALERT 🚨 🚨
Hi. After spending 7 years in the Carolinas... @Standby4Awkward and I are moving closer to home. I’ve taken the role of being News Director at @WBIR
We will miss our friends in Charlotte, but we are so excited to be back in Tennessee.
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So...I found these really soft leggings hiding under a pile of dirty clothes in the apartment. I’m not sure where they came from. I washed them and I’ve been wearing them for 2 days now. I refuse to take them off, they’re so comfortable. Just thought you all should know. Carry on
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Today I am thankful for:
Anxiety medication
@palsweb half and half tea
The sunshine
Oh and did I mention my anxiety medication!
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Anyone wanna guess what Maizie’s new favorite movie is?
43%Mulan
29%Into the Woods
0%Pocahontas
29%Star Wars
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